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  1. Crackers is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 12:02am

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     Style: MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    All the cowardly methods for ensuring that a challenge match does not take place are probably within the threads of this site.

    #x. Insist that the match take place in an area with "restricted access" (military base)

    Insist that the challenger divulge personal information and get a background check for match to take place on said "restricted access" area.


    #x. Insist on very unique fight conditions that your challenger is unlikely to be prepared for, ie fighting on ice while wearing ice skate, fighting in a swimming pool, etc

    #x. Mention that people with guns will be there.

    #x. Claim that your fighting techniques are too deadly for challenge matches

    #x. Claim that you don't want to go to jail or get sued for killing your challenger

    #x. Claims that ________ style has already been proven in an unverifiable venue

    #x. Claim that challenge matches have "rules", whereas there are no rules on the str33ts
  2. AlphaFoxtrot51 is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 12:21am


     Style: Sambo n3wb

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    #X "The Dump and Chase"

    Named after a hockey play when you throw the puck behind the net, and your team chases to regain possession.

    Person A: Makes stupid statements and insults, (I thought about putting a certain group here but I don't want Honor1980 and his crew to come back).

    Person B: Blah Blah Blah Gong Sau, what are your qualifications?

    Person A: I go to ________ School

    Person B: Yeah, we got that...are you a student there or an instructor?

    Person A: (Irrelevant response)

    Person B: Are you a student or an instructor?

    Person A: (Irrelevant Response) + "Just show up to the gym, we have open sparring on _______."

    Person B: I don't want open sparring, I just want you.

    Person A: Well we have classes on ________, you can come try out an intro class.

    (The conversation continues into infinity and Omega and myself are left wondering where the hell the puck went).

    ---ask Omega about this and he'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
    :911flag: If you are lost, I will find you. If you are wounded, I will carry you. If you are pinned, I will cover you. If you are killed, I will recover and remember you. If you trespass against me, my countrymen, or my loved ones...I will kill you.

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  3. Asriel is offline
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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 6:35am

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     Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    How about replying "I have no desire to fight you"

    That always works
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp

  4. Phrost is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 8:51am

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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That's covered in the first paragraph, unless someone's edited it.
  5. Asriel is offline
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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 9:16am

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     Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Oh, so it is....

    I''ve seen the excuse that their art is secret and they wouldn't want anyone to steal it used before.
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp

  6. Phrost is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 10:03am

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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I've actually had someone tell me to my face that that's exactly why you haven't seen Shotokan in the UFC.
  7. Asriel is offline
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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 10:28am

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     Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    I've actually had someone tell me to my face that that's exactly why you haven't seen Shotokan in the UFC.
    But.... Shotokan is taught in every town in the world isn't it? If it's supposed to be secret, they're not doing a very good job!
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 11:03am

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     Style: Tao Ga

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    #x: Laugh off the challenger as too far beneath you,
    and thus, unworthy of any kind of response.

    Then, continue to disparage them as 'internet posers'
    as you continue to espouse your silly claims & POV.


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  9. Who? is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 8:59pm


     Style: Muay Thai MMA

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    #x Tell them you are not a living entity and you are in fact really an AI programmed to troll the internet.
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    Posted On:
    6/27/2008 9:10pm

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     Style: Karate/ Arnis

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Bait and Switch;

    Stall on getting a waiver signed,

    tell them they have to pick it up at a location many miles away,

    only to discover that the building is deserted.



    Legal-Fu;

    Tell them you have consulted a lawyer Re: the waiver,

    he will need to review it before it can be signed,

    When called on the delay, say the lawyer still has not cleared the waiver.

    repeat liberally.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


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