Best MMA DVD Synopsis EVER

[Nathan McScary]

Nothing like some old school MMA marketing for a dose of hilarity. Just reading this synopsis makes me want to run out and pick this DVD up....and drink some blood.


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This is THE show for the fans of "old school" fighting.

Before Mixed Martial Arts was accepted as a mainstream sport, a promotion in Brazil produced some of the most violent & brutal matches in history!!!

Broken necks & eyesockets, gallons of blood, slicing headbutts, bare knuckle blows to the face... and even busted testicles... YES, you read that right!

This edition of the legendary I.V.C. features their 8th show and, as a bonus, some of the best and most brutal fights from the I.V.C. series.

FIGHTS:
1. Snap, Crackle....BREAK! Gary Goodridge rips several vertebrae out of his opponent’s neck!
2. My Head Really Hurts (BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA)!
3. Just a Good Ole Beating
4. I'm Gonna Need Some Stitches.
5. THIS ONE'S THE KICKER (OR SQUEEZER)....Gary Goodriges squeezes Pedro Otavio's nuts until he screams into submission.
6. DeOliveira vs. Costa
7. Augusto Monstrol vs. Marcello Barbosa
8. RENATO BABALU SOBRAL vs. A victim!
9. ROID RAGE - Francisco Bueno vs. Jason Godsey
10. Carlos Baretto vs. Brandon Lee Hinkle (both UFC vets....VERY BLOODY)

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

Submission by nut sqeeze, awesome. I guess you could say he had enut! LOLOLOL

You need to buy this DVD and post it on youtube.

[Kid Miracleman]

Wow, that's nuts.

[datdamnmachine]

5. THIS ONE'S THE KICKER (OR SQUEEZER)....Gary Goodriges squeezes Pedro Otavio's nuts until he screams into submission.

Fucking Goodridge, I used to like him until I saw that match. Now, I enjoy his losses. Sounds sad, but grabbing the balls...low class, regardless of rules; in fact, I believe that was actually against the rules too!

[3moose1]

Fucking Goodridge, I used to like him until I saw that match. Now, I enjoy his losses. Sounds sad, but grabbing the balls...low class, regardless of rules; in fact, I believe that was actually against the rules too!

Joe son approves of this sentiment.

[Kentucky Fried Chokin]

Fucking Goodridge, I used to like him until I saw that match. Now, I enjoy his losses. Sounds sad, but grabbing the balls...low class, regardless of rules; in fact, I believe that was actually against the rules too!

You've seen that match? Do you have link?

[SoulMechanic]

any mma vid that has the main large font tag lines 2 busted testicles" has to be good.

[datdamnmachine]

You've seen that match? Do you have link?

Sorry man, I have the actual DVD.

[Captain Spaulding]

Sorry man, I have the actual DVD.

For fight #1, does Goodrich actually try to Sub-Zero his opponent or what (false advertising if not)?

[datdamnmachine]

For fight #1, does Goodrich actually try to Sub-Zero his opponent or what (false advertising if not)?

I'll break it out and see...