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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow_priest_x
    Yeah, and the only thing I like more than sucking dick, is whoopin' ass! So bring it on ************!
    Better check the, uh, priest for anus dentatus. Probably his winning move.

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    Who cares? I dont watch MMA to wonder about where the guys gonna stick his dick after the fight. I watch to see fights.


    $5 says that anyone who trains has trained along side a gay person at some point. If you have a problem with this, you're crazy.
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow_priest_x
    Yeah, and the only thing I like more than sucking dick, is whoopin' ass! So bring it on ************!
    No thanks. I'd rather not get oilchecked today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solitude
    Damn. I completely forgot the name of this UFC fighter I saw on T.V.

    He's very dark, has short braided-like hair, and can't speak much english.
    In his fight, he started to get a boner and kept hugging the other guy. He even hopped onto the other guy and hugged him when he was against the cage. Someone in the crowd yelled "HE'S GOT A BONER" amidst all the boo'ing as well.
    Ever see the movie Cock & Bull Story? The whole movie pretty much revolves around a young boxer who, for some reason, gets hard every time he clinches and uses his self-loathing (over popping a boner in a clinch) as the impetus to win the fight.

    There. Now you don't need to actually rent the movie, as I've summed it up in one paragraph. You're not missing much anyway.

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    I've never got an erection while wearing a cup and, though I suppose I have all the necessary equipment (cup, episode of Buffy where she and Spike **** a building down), I don't feel like sacrificing that much of my dignity in the name of science right now.

    I imagine, however, that it would be distinctly uncomfortable at a minimum and downright painful in all likelihood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sum yung gai
    I remember Joe Rogan once talked about an MMA fighter (his name escapes me) who seemed pretty 'butch'. He was a good fighter and he had a hot girlfriend. Then, out of the blue, he turned up on a gay website getting worked like a Chinese finger-trap by two dudes and holding the title of "World's Hungriest Butt."

    World's Hungriest Butt?

    I'd do some digging on Joe's website, but I'd rather not be bukkakked with DMT, the Mayan Calender, Karma, joke thieves and the other stuff he tends to waffle on about.
    I wonder if this great honor comes with a title belt? I can picture it being some sort of pink hambone fuzzy material with a big shiney cock thats a spinner like those lame ass rims I see on old lowered buicks. maybe some jizz drop diamonds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulMechanic
    I wonder if this great honor comes with a title belt? I can picture it being some sort of pink hambone fuzzy material with a big shiney cock thats a spinner like those lame ass rims I see on old lowered buicks. maybe some jizz drop diamonds?
    You have a very vivid imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
    Actually, I think it would be great if there were more openly gay/lesbian competitors in combat sports as a whole.

    Huh huh, you said "hole"
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    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow_priest_x
    . . . they're all like, "Eww . . . violence." (Fags . . . and I mean that in the best way possible.) Anyway, I was just wondering if there are any openly gay MMA fighters . . .
    Well, an answer a tad off the exact topic, I guess. When I read your post, I was reminded of the very best combat officer I served under (PLEASE spare the puns). Young lieutenant, excellent infantry officer and one hell of an amateur boxer. And a fag. After the initial period of, um, adjustment, none of us cared. This was back before '92 (when it became officially ok)

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil
    No, that's not the question at all. If you're a dude and you've ever had a penis in one of your bodily orifices, and you weren't being held down by six other guys, you're gay. The end.
    The scientific community disagrees with you.

    http://nymag.com/nymetro/nightlife/s.../mating/10521/

    http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/52200.php

    http://www.webmd.com/news/20060918/m...n-have-gay-sex

    The end.

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