Posted On:6/06/2008 7:54am
So I was doing my daily perusal of the School Reviews and came across this....
Tengu Dojo - Cheshire - No BS Martial Arts
Immediately I figure, "typical bullshit with a former student who has an ax to grind; I'll give him 2 moons to explain his disdain or nuke the review for being overtly biased." Then I went to the schools website and was rewarded with this...
YouTube - SHIHAN A.CASTANS BUJINKAN TENGU DOJO - WWW.BUJINKAN-UK.COM
There are way too many WFT's to point out so just enjoy your daily infusion of observing a wild retard of ninjers interacting with each other in their natural habitat, i.e., some middle school gym who allows them to rent out space so long as they don't inadvertently shuriken the Jr. Varsity Flag Squad.
Posted On:6/06/2008 8:48am
Style: Jiu Jitsu
Jump up and down like a chimp 4 or 5 times while the guy goes "what the fu*#...", then stick out your forearm and lunge at his neck for the win...
Also, this makes me want to learn how do a spinny ninjer move that causes my opponent to either freeze where he is, or temporarily move in slow motion so I can perform an overly elaborate shoulder throw.
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:01am
Style: Judo & BJJ
Holy WTF! lol @ 2:16
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:13am
They look much more fit than typical ninjas. However, the techniques are complete bullshit.
This is just another example of heart in the right place, brain somewhere else. The instructor even looks fit and I enjoyed the kankuru squats...but please, take that physical potential and learn something useful!
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:25am
Style: Regretfully, TKD.
Wow, you just know that this is going to be bad when they use a song from Final Fantasy 10 in the beginning of their promo.
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:29am
Style: Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu
the sweatest thing about the video is the blonde mullet
Eduardo "Why'd you stop."
Me "I was kicked in the head by the guys sparring next to me."
Eduardo "Ino what happened but i didnt say you could stop."
Me "Um.. I guess I keep going."
Eduardo "You dont stop until i say stop, you dont get tired until i say your tired, keep going."
Originally posted by Ralek
My cousin gave me some tapes of him doing tkd. I learned from those tapes. When I beat up an Akido instructor, and made him take rest breaks, I used TKD. I learned Bjj from watching ufc and pride and then I copied them and wrestled my cousin for practice. I choked him out and he tapped.
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:38am
Originally Posted by jsteel
Holy WTF! lol @ 2:16
My thoughts exactly
Posted On:6/06/2008 9:50am
Ninja 2:16 says I will shake my ass FTW!
On a certain level, I can't imagine life without the Ninjers. LOL!
Posted On:6/06/2008 10:04am
Style: Judo Sandbagger
Thanks for the infusion. A cup of Joe, with a heap of Golden Jonas, watching a retard of ninja at play. Though it is raining outside everything is sunshine today.
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