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  1. DerAuslander is offline
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    Valiant Monk of Booze & War

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     Style: BJJ/C-JKD/KAAALIII!!!!!!!

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    *Monk slaps everyone in thread for losing the plot*
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     Style: Judo Sandbagger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant108
    *Monk slaps everyone in thread for losing the plot*
    What do monks grandparents think of MMA and monk slapping people?
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    Thank you Errant. Speaking of little wee wees, I can remember when I had one. When I was little my Grandpa would come pick me up from Sacramento and drive me up to Eureka every summer to stay with my Grandparents for a few weeks. I would look forward to the trip every summer because I knew I would get to be spoiled by my grandma and learn all sorts of things from my Grandfather.

    The car trip was about 7 hours long and the roads curved back and forth as we made our way to the North Western California coast. Those twisty roads reaked havoc on my 8 year old stomache and every car ride I would get sick and my grandpa would have to pull over so I could puke on the side of the road. Everytime I would puke he would say the same thing.

    "Well lets see what you had for lunch!"

    One trip I will never forget, after pulling over to puke I let my Grandfather know that I also had to take a piss.

    My Grandfather looked around and said "Well.. go ahead"

    "Well... I cant hold it much longer. When is the next rest stop?"

    "Rest stop? You pee where you gota pee when your in the mountains son"

    I couldnt just have a piss right there on the side of the road! Cars were coming back and forth down the narrow mountain roads, and my Grandpa was right there with his pipe tapping his fingers. To much pressure! I think I had a touch of stage fright.

    So meekly I made my way around the car to a more private place to pee, when on the ground on the side of the road was the BIGGEST dead beatle I had ever seen.

    "Wow look at this beetle grandpa! I think its dead what is it!?"

    I cant remember what he said. But my grandfather was some sort of bioligy major back in Oregan, and he knew the damn dead beatles scientific name. I would be lying if I told you what it was but I knew my grandpa knew what it was.

    "Wow. Its a big one Grandpa. Should we take it and show Grandma?"

    "Well, no. I dont think she appreciates big dead beatles like you and I do"

    "Well ok. What should we do with it?"

    "Well, hell, why dont you pee on it?"

    "What?"

    "Come on lets go. Have a piss on the dead beatle and lets get up the hill"

    All the sudden, it didnt matter if all the cars in Humbolt County lined up on that road to watch me piss. That beatle was WAY to big NOT to pee on. That was probably the biggest beatle in the WORLD and there I was, letting it have it. This must be what men do in the woods. They pee on beatles and smoke pipes.

    "You all set?"

    "Yah Grandpa. Boy I really let him have it huh?"

    "Yah, boy, your eaither puking up one end or pissing out the other. You havent changed since the day you were born."

    And so we head on up the hill.
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     Style: Savate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant108
    *Monk slaps everyone in thread for losing the plot*
    Would this be the sound of one monk slapping?
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     Style: Ronin wannabe

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    I think the beetle story clinches it. Van's grandpa for badass of the month.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad ass grandpa
    "Rest stop? You pee where you gota pee when your in the mountains son"


    "Well, no. I dont think she appreciates big dead beatles like you and I do"


    "Well, hell, why dont you pee on it?"


    "Come on lets go. Have a piss on the dead beatle and lets get up the hill"

    yes. most abd ass grandpa. ever.

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    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    ...has all your Jing.

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     Style: Judo, baby! Yeah!

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    What about a 'Has badass grandpa' Tag for Evan...?
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     Style: ancient arts

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    I think my grandma could beat up a monk. Oh wait she is dead. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerjoe
    I think my grandma could beat up a monk. Oh wait she is dead. lol
    Dude, you just killed comedy.

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigerjoe
    I think my grandma could beat up a monk. Oh wait she is dead. lol
    I wish E-Van grandfather would pimp slap you.

    and not even spill a drop of his Greyhound.
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