Chi - Contest for who can prove it

**Ronin** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 11:40am

You wanna see chi?
Go to mexico, have some refried beans and tequila !!!!!!!!
Andale !!!!!!!!

**drunkenj** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 11:42am

14 pints of guiness should get you in touch with your chi------ you will fall down stairs and feel no pain,

**Ronin** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 11:48am

Ay guinees :)
And those irsh eyes asmilling :)
And the peat, ah the peat !!!!

**Ronin** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 11:53am

Chi farts= burritos
Burritos= beer
Beer=courage in battle
Vicious circle eh?

**Wu De** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 11:56am

Hmm...the literal meaning of Chi in Chinese means "air" or "breath". It would be quite easy to prove that air exists and then walk away with the lovely prize money.

**PeedeeShaolin** · Posted On: 12/03/2003 12:03pm

yeah okay..you cannot disprove this existence of an abstract notion on the bases of a lack of observiable confirming instances.

Excuse me for asking, but how many times have you seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? I've read a few of your posts and you sound like that movie would be right up your alley.

It has been said that Chi can do everything from levitation, to bestowing a man with a fist that can cause cancer with a strike. Jim Lacy claims his former master could move liquid in his stomach from over a foot away and that he has seen people ignite paper with their Chi.

All bullshiit of course.

The only thing I've seen Chi do that has ever impressed me was when some little Chinese baztard tied a rope to his twig and berries and used them to hoist like 100lbs or something. And the LOOK of this guy was straight out there in BIZZARRO land. Other than THAT I dont see what the fuss over Chi is all about. An invisible force that can never be tested or measured by any scientific means but is asked to be cultivated even though nobody can tell you what it is when you ask them.

And once in a while some guy like you comes along and tries to get me swallow this line of bullshiit, like a Catholic Priest taking the hand of some alter boy and trying to preach to him. I know, I know, all those guys I mentioned.....they don't have the REAL Chi power right? Only some little old dirty homeless man on the streets of Honk Kong who wipes his azz with his sleeve has it.

The problem is that 98% of the world has taken Hollywood's image and definition of Chi into their heads. Listen, I know there are things that the human body can do, and I DO trust that Chi exists(I happen to think that David Blaine has extraordinary Chi), but allow me to finnish by saying there is NO WAY YOU COULD EVER USE CHI TO DEFEND YOURSELF IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM. Telling anyone differently is fraud.