War Machine is totally crazy

**maofas** · Posted On: 5/28/2008 9:25am

Some people do MAs to prepare for combat sports in a ring. Other people are preparing to fight off zombies in a post-apocalyptic world.

**JingMerchant!** · Posted On: 5/28/2008 10:16am

Drop him off in Haiti, see how long he lasts....

**Rolling Stoned** · Posted On: 5/28/2008 11:54am

Originally Posted by The Question

Brucie Kabutz is the fucking ****.

No question.

Originally Posted by Dangles

As soon as he said "Alpha" the Brucie voice kicked in for me.

Same here.

**danielson** · Posted On: 5/29/2008 1:33am

I like WM and I actually think he has a good idea for himself. He said that he doesn't want to fight outside the gym, he just doesn't want to have to deal with bullshit from people and not be able to retaliate.

I go to Thailand every year because it is beautiful, and yes less civilized. I would never want to get in a street fight their because Thais can be fucking crazy and you could land your ass in prison if you don't know the right people or the other people do. Their is just a stronger sense of reality when every decision you make isn't dependent on so much red tape. Corruption is everywhere like it is in the U.S. but it is obvious, accepted and managable. The food isn't subject to such rigid health codes but while you might be eating from a dirty kitchen the chances are that the food is fresh and hasn't been a freezer for months or years. I don't describe myself as an Alpha Male but I can definitely see where he is coming from.

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 5/29/2008 2:47am

Originally Posted by riceavenger

http://www.warmachinemma.com/?method=view.blog

Choice quotes:

"So I have pretty much decided that in the next couple of years I am gonna move somewhere LESS CIVILIZED. After all, civilization and LAWS are in place to protect the WEAK anyway. Me being the Alpha Male, Spartan, SAVAGE that I am...I see no need for this type of B.S."

"Like for instance the other night...I was minding my business walking down the street and three drunk guys and two chicks walk by me and talk **** to me. Making fun of my haircut or some lame ****. Instinctively I want to smash their faces in, I mean that's what they deserve and what nature calls for. But instead I have to let their gf's make excuses for them so I do nothing and let these faggots feel tough for a night."

And my personal favorite:

" Hopefully before I am 55 I will die in a knife fight outside of some bar. Avoiding the midlife crisis all together."

As I read your post I thought to myself "What the Hell!? War Machine would never say that!!!" and then I clicked your link.

Apparently there are other War Machines than this guy:

EDIT: Oh, and the guy in the OP (The other War Machine) is totally fucking bonkers.