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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Are all your sisters hot, like the Kardashians?

    I can make a meatloaf that would fucking own your chili!

  2. #112
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    Ask Maverick or Dagon about my sisters.

    As for your loaf of meat...





    I doubt that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant108
    You should try my chili.
    Your chili better come with cornbread.

  4. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant108
    You should try my chili.

    Dude, can i live with you? Seriously?


    And my grandma makes the best mother fucking chilli, ever

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

  5. #115

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    Quote Originally Posted by Errant108
    [...] defenecastrate [...]
    You can't have your cake in the window and eat it too.

  6. #116
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    I'm glad someone got that.

  7. #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3moose1
    we learned about semen in my bio class, and how there was something or some **** that added sugars and stuff to it, for the sperm.

    and a girl raised her hand, and said "If there is sugar in it...why does it taste salty"

    then turned tomato red as everyone looked at her and laughed...

    she isn't the smartest chick ever...

    The person your talking about reminds me of that event.
    That happened to you, personally?

    Are you sure?

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    Oh snap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chardin
    That happened to you, personally?

    Are you sure?
    I swear to gosh, on teh internetz that it happened, in Mrs. Ortiz's 6th hour advanced biology class.


    she was
    X here. x teacher is here
    X is her boyfriend (they face >>>>)

    X is my friend becca X is where i'm sitting. (we face ^^^^^)

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Yeah, that story is even older than "my freind fucked his girl in the ass, and she **** on the carpet. When his parents came home, he blames the stain on the dog, so his parents have the dog put to sleep."

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