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    Quote Originally Posted by Uri Shatil
    You lost me at "their strikes are lethal."

    Normally, I'd play you off as a complete idiot, but you put so much effort into your post, that I feel you deserve your own title. Congratulations, you are officially the Retarded Descartes of the Martial Arts world. Larpo ergo balatro sum. Look it up.
    Funny thing is that I tried to pare that stuff down, but there was just too much ridiculousness. The Bass Rutten and Anderson Siva quote is good, as well as their deadly slaps (even through protective gear).... and everything else too.

    "Larpo ergo balatro sum"... "long post stupid noob"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nameless44
    I wonder who the BJJ black belt they claim is training with them is and who he got his rank from.
    There is a mahoosive thread on this in the classic bullshido forum.

    There were lots of morons defending KCD, claiming to be from John Perkin's gym

    They told stories of high level new york bjj black belts coming in and getting WTFOWNED

    They were asked on 20 separate occasions to name those two blackbelts (there were very few bjj bb's in NYC at the time they claim this event took place)

    They never gave the names.

    A few of the users looked through Perkin's history. They found that tons of the forces he claims to have served with have no recollection of him being there, and that his forensics background was very 'confusing', as he seemed to have so many different areas of expertise (that would take years and years for a CSI to learn, and CSI's would tend to narrowly focus on) that him doing them seems very implausable, and again, some of the labs were contacted and said they had no record of a John Perkins ever working there.

    They claimed that their system was t00 d34dl3y f0r t3h r1ng, and that they could only maim or kill in a real fight. They also told an anecdote of a woman anti grappling a JJJ black belt who came in and tried a tackle. Their art is only t00 d34dly when they need to back out of a gong sau.

    This dude is bullshido and almost certainly a fraud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackers
    Funny thing is that I tried to pare that stuff down, but there was just too much ridiculousness. The Bass Rutten and Anderson Siva quote is good, as well as their deadly slaps (even through protective gear).... and everything else too.

    "Larpo ergo balatro sum"... "long post stupid noob"?
    I think he misread your post and thought you were supporting them.

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    HOLY CRAP!!! These guys can punch with the force of 2.5 times their body weight!!! That's...really not that much. Especially for the "hardest hitting style."

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    I like how they not only documented his 200 street fights, they certified that they were bloody as well.

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    If your **** doesn't work in a controlled environment, it's not going to fucking work in an uncontrolled one.

    Also, a little birdy told me that Perkins' secret pressure point guard escape involves digging your elbows into their legs and pushing apart the legs...

    Or in other words, Day 0 BJJ elbow guard pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    I like how they not only documented his 200 street fights, they certified that they were bloody as well.
    My personal favourite is how the founder of the system is more experienced in more areas of forensics than Gill Grissom, Horatio Caine and Mac Taylor put together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    If your **** doesn't work in a controlled environment, it's not going to fucking work in an uncontrolled one.

    Also, a little birdy told me that Perkins' secret pressure point guard escape involves digging your elbows into their legs and pushing apart the legs...

    Or in other words, Day 0 BJJ elbow guard pass.
    Silly bullshido founder, master perkins can't get caught in the guard because by the time you move to pull guard he'll have killed you with his deadly internal strikes.

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    Wonder how he'd deal with someone working any open guard or rubber guard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nameless44
    Wonder how he'd deal with someone working any open guard or rubber guard.
    It doesn't exist on 't3h str33t'.

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