Open mouth, insert Superfoot

**Lu Tze** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 10:07pm

Originally Posted by danielson

By his logic boxing should have no glove, time limits, and also allow legs and elbows as well as grappling because hey, if you were in a bar that is allowed right.

If it's realism you want why don't you go the whole hog and have the ring girls hanging onto the arms of the fighters, tottering around on their high heels and screaming "Leave 'im Dwayne he's not worth it!" for the whole fight.

Man, actually that'd be fucking awesome...

**chi-conspiricy** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 10:38pm

Was this the same issue that had the bit called "How to beat a mixed martial artist on the street"? That was fucking hilarious, espousing the use of all the classic "deadly" illegal moves to turn the tables on "some thug who knows a bit of mma"

**Dagon Akujin** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 11:13pm

I was in a store today to get some stuff and I went by the magazine rack. And I couldn't find Black Belt magazine anywhere on it. And I specifically looked for it.

'Twas a good day.

**3moose1** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 11:16pm

Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin

I was in a store today to get some stuff and I went by the magazine rack. And I couldn't find Black Belt magazine anywhere on it. And I specifically looked for it.

'Twas a good day.

i, too, can not find "black belt" magazine.

also, you, need to be

here: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...t=69110&page=5

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 5/19/2008 12:50am

Maybe it's a bad thing that you can't find copies of Black Belt Magazine... it could mean that LARPers are snatching up copies in droves, thereby keeping the mag in business and ensuring that it continues to publish drivel for years to come.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 5/19/2008 6:50am

Originally Posted by chi-conspiricy

Was this the same issue that had the bit called "How to beat a mixed martial artist on the street"? That was fucking hilarious, espousing the use of all the classic "deadly" illegal moves to turn the tables on "some thug who knows a bit of mma"

That was last months issue. This months has the article...

"Under the Microscope THE NO TOUCH KNOCKOUT". I will be writing a commentary on this one too.

**Nickeroon1987** · Posted On: 5/19/2008 7:16am

Originally Posted by oldman34

That was last months issue. This months has the article...

"Under the Microscope THE NO TOUCH KNOCKOUT". I will be writing a commentary on this one too.

Can't wait.

On a related note, we ought to have someone here write an article debunking the misconceptions about MMA held by many of the folks who most likely read BB Magazine.

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 5/19/2008 7:35am

Originally Posted by oldman34

That was last months issue. This months has the article...

"Under the Microscope THE NO TOUCH KNOCKOUT". I will be writing a commentary on this one too.

I read that article at the newstand (I only had to hear "sir, are you going to buy that, this is not a library" three times). Awesome. I can't wait to hear what you thought of it. I'm still stunned.