Proof!!! Catch better than BJJ (*spoiler)

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 10:55pm

Disagree...Brandon Vera is the angry midget of the HW division.

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 11:00pm

Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli

Mark my words, jiu jitsu people, in the twenty first century...........

THERE.
WILL.
BE.
CATCH.

Yeah, but it'll still look like BJJ.

***jnp*** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 11:12pm

Originally Posted by Vieux Normand

Bah...

Ever since early-UFC, when people got wise to be-gay-gay's fruity li'l bag o' tricks, the leg-spreaders have looked everywhere for enough of an edge to catch their former glory and enable them to prevail against those who are stronger than they (AKA the majority of humankind).

So the use of hoids to help poor li'l ol' be-gay-gay was inevitable. As will be its ultimate futility: hoids can only compensate for so much effeminacy...

Gotta love Brazil, though: where else do 'men' pay more for cosmetic surgery than women? (how many carnival-girls in Rio are actually XX?) Even early-NHB fighter Marco Ruas--far more of a hombre than just about any present-day brajitz 'fighter'--didn't want to let on his age because "it's a sensitive issue for Brazilian men".

Yep...lay down and spread 'em--and don't forget the estrogen shots.

Holy vaca. That is a beautiful rant. +rep

Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw

Yeah, but it'll still look like BJJ.

Pathetic.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 5/18/2008 11:20pm

Originally Posted by Razamataz

So Barnett is the living embodyment of all things catch and Monson for BJJ? Because all I saw is a fighter that claims catch win a decision over a BJJ champion. Speaking of which, why isn't Barnett the ADCC heavyweight campion?

Don't make me put up the sakuraba/gracie fight video bitch.