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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow-warrior
    seals rock and yes they are like ninjas...i love ninjutsu and that the art for me so no matter what you testosterone enrage desk monkies say wont change that. Thank you for your time. I look foward to killing you all soon!
    This forum's been trolled by Ask A Ninja.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Eyes
    Wait a minute....I think Shadow-Warrior is that kid from youtube. The shadow dragon fists kid.
    AKA Naruto Dynamite

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade
    Actually, shadow-warrior, don't join the military. Waking up at 4:00 am sucks, also, shooting people is not nice.

    Find a nice girl, do martial arts for fun, and enjoy the rest of your day.

    NO!!! You must all prepare for the Apocalypse:

    Many things we do naturally become difficult only when we try to make them intellectual subjects. It is possible to know so much about a subject that you become totally ignorant.
    -Mentat Text Two (dicto)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow-warrior
    thanks switchblade i broke my vow to never post again because of you ^^ i appreciate it
    That because you didn't seal the vow with the appropriate secret Ninja Kuji-in finger weaves. Personally I took a vow to never use the Hamster style again, and so far I have held steadfast in the face of adversity thanks to the Ninja Magic I learned from my time in the Bujinkan.
    <insert witty comment>

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    wait ninjutsu isnt the supreme? no one sent me the email

  6. #116
    Putting the "ow" back in "flowery technique"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dak
    wait ninjutsu isnt the supreme? no one sent me the email
    You have to disable the cloaking device.

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    ah damn it, i wasnt loggen into my booj email so all cloaks are blocked >.<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kintanon
    I will take pity on the OP for a moment and elaborate on just why Ninjitsu sucks:

    Assuming that everything you've ever heard about Ninja's is 100% true then they were stealth assassins who snuck in through your window and stabbed you in your sleep, or shot poison darts at you from hiding, or broke in and stole your battle plans. Almost every time they had a confrontation in the open they dropped smoke bombs and ran away or got cut down by samurai.
    So if you are training to be a modern day ninja you should be training with long range sniper rifles as your primary weapon, a lot of B&E training, maybe car theft, safe cracking, and poison deployment. You should be doing a lot of explosives training as well. And maybe some knife fighting. You would also be training in forensics to help cover your tracks.

    What you should not be doing is dancing around in black pajamas with shuriken and Sai. Even the most badass of ancient ninja had shitall for hand to hand fighting skills (assuming everything you've ever heard about ninjas is true remember) so you definitely aren't learning any kind of hand to hand fighting from ninjitsu. Any art that claims to be Ninjitsu in a fashion other than semi-accurate historical re-enaction is complete bullshit unless it consists of primarily the things listed in the first paragraph. If you aren't learning that stuff, you're just LARPing, not Ninjering.
    An entire thread summarised into a pair of sensible, well worded paragraphs. Nice.

    Thats gone right up my flagpole. Im saluting that one.

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    Yeah, Shadow, listen to the guys here. If you wanne learn to defend yourself do MMA or Muay Thai or something. If you wanne learn modern Ninjutsu then start getting ready for the Infantry, then SF, then SAS, or whatever the **** Americaland has for advanced SF units. SEALS or something gay.

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    I find my country's much lauded special forces being compared to ninjas to be mildly offensive to say the least. You should definitely stop now, you fucking faggots.

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