4/25/2008 11:25am, #1
Attention Fighters: Your Nicknames Suck - Let's Improve Them!
For a while now I've been ignoring the standard nicknames of various MMA fighters, opting to give them my own. Frankly, so many of them really do suck. Come on, "The American Psycho"? WTF? Not to mention there are at least 5 people using "Spider", and more flavors of "Assassin" than you'd find of ice cream at Baskin Robbins.
So let's use this thread to create better nicknames for fighters, or give them appropriate nicknames if they do not have one in the first place. I know it's YMAS, but try to keep it somewhat respectful; we might actually use these in our coverage of MMA. They don't have to be necessarily humorous, just applicable and relevant.
Original Nickname: None
New Nickname "Darth" Fedor Emelianenko
Original Nickname: The Pit Bull
New Nickname: Andre "The Werewolf" Arlovski
Georges St. Pierre
Original Nickname: "Rush"
New Nickname: "Gorgeous" George St. Pierre (not gay :gaygay:)
Original Nickname: "The American Psycho"
New Nickname: Stephan "The Dentist" Bonner. (Seriously, he looks like a dentist and he's got good stand-up, so...)
And if anyone not a fighter but involved in MMA needed a nickname it'd be:
Dana "F-Bomb" White.
4/25/2008 11:38am, #2
those are awful.
4/25/2008 11:40am, #3
Originally Posted by Phrost
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
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as a fedor nutrider I fully approve this message
4/25/2008 11:43am, #4
Wasn't Fedor's original nickname, 'The Russian Cyborg'?
4/25/2008 11:43am, #5
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4/25/2008 11:48am, #7
Andre "the Metro sexually" Arlovski
Fedor "Tomato Can Killer" Emelianenko
Keith "Anything is better than the dean of mean, seriously dean of mean WTF!!!" Jardine
Neil "Make me squeal" Fletcher (see squeal and neal rhym)
4/25/2008 11:49am, #8
Original Nickname: The Huntington Beach Bad Boy
New Nickname: Tito "That's An Odd Rash" Ortiz
4/25/2008 11:51am, #9Originally Posted by pauli
WHAT!!! I lost it when I say Darth Fedor, worth it just for that.
How bout Matt "Le Peu" Lindland?
Or Kalib "Barry Allen" Starnes
4/25/2008 11:52am, #10
Old nickname/s: "The natural", "Captain America"
New Nickname: "Jesus. IIIIIIIII. JJJOOOEEEEEE"
heres a video I created that explains everything:
sorry in advance"It has often been said that power corrupts. But it is perhaps equally important to realize that weakness, too, corrupts. Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the faults of weakness." - Eric Hoffer