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  1. Phrost is offline
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    Attention Fighters: Your Nicknames Suck - Let's Improve Them!

    For a while now I've been ignoring the standard nicknames of various MMA fighters, opting to give them my own. Frankly, so many of them really do suck. Come on, "The American Psycho"? WTF? Not to mention there are at least 5 people using "Spider", and more flavors of "Assassin" than you'd find of ice cream at Baskin Robbins.

    So let's use this thread to create better nicknames for fighters, or give them appropriate nicknames if they do not have one in the first place. I know it's YMAS, but try to keep it somewhat respectful; we might actually use these in our coverage of MMA. They don't have to be necessarily humorous, just applicable and relevant.

    My contributions:

    Fedor Emelianenko
    Original Nickname: None
    New Nickname "Darth" Fedor Emelianenko

    Andrei Arlovski
    Original Nickname: The Pit Bull
    New Nickname: Andre "The Werewolf" Arlovski

    Georges St. Pierre
    Original Nickname: "Rush"
    New Nickname: "Gorgeous" George St. Pierre (not gay :gaygay:)

    Stephan Bonner
    Original Nickname: "The American Psycho"
    New Nickname: Stephan "The Dentist" Bonner. (Seriously, he looks like a dentist and he's got good stand-up, so...)

    And if anyone not a fighter but involved in MMA needed a nickname it'd be:

    Dana "F-Bomb" White.
  2. pauli is offline

    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens!

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    those are awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost

    Fedor Emelianenko
    Original Nickname: None
    New Nickname "Darth" Fedor Emelianenko
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    as a fedor nutrider I fully approve this message
  4. JingMerchant! is offline
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    ...has all your Jing.

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    Wasn't Fedor's original nickname, 'The Russian Cyborg'?
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    killing time on a friday...
  6. partyboy is offline
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    Neal "Frosty" Fletcher

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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Andre "the Metro sexually" Arlovski

    Fedor "Tomato Can Killer" Emelianenko

    Keith "Anything is better than the dean of mean, seriously dean of mean WTF!!!" Jardine

    Neil "Make me squeal" Fletcher (see squeal and neal rhym)
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    Tito Ortiz
    Original Nickname: The Huntington Beach Bad Boy
    New Nickname: Tito "That's An Odd Rash" Ortiz
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    Quote Originally Posted by pauli
    those are awful.

    WHAT!!! I lost it when I say Darth Fedor, worth it just for that.

    How bout Matt "Le Peu" Lindland?

    Or Kalib "Barry Allen" Starnes
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    Randy Couture
    Old nickname/s: "The natural", "Captain America"
    New Nickname: "Jesus. IIIIIIIII. JJJOOOEEEEEE"

    heres a video I created that explains everything:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlcBSDGUwio

    sorry in advance
    "It has often been said that power corrupts. But it is perhaps equally important to realize that weakness, too, corrupts. Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the faults of weakness." - Eric Hoffer
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