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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Why do frauds always have Annual Award Dinner and Black Tie events?

    Have you noticed that frauds always seem to have Annual Awards Ceremonies and Black Tie events?

    Sometimes all the frauds even get together and have a joint ceremony, usually called some kind of "Hall of Fame".

    These lame events always have stupid awards like "Instructor of The Year" or "Most Outstanding Student" or "Cleanest Uniform" or other childish crap.

    These events are always followed by a lot of photos appearing on the fake school's websites. There's always a photo of the main fraud (Soke, Grandmaster, whatever) wearing a tuxedo and accompanied by their proud wife or girlfriend.

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    Yeah, I hate the Nobel Prizes too.

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    SOS (Same Old ****). I watched a much respected local organization go down this road and become a former shadow of what it once was. A sad ending really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl
    Yeah, I hate the Nobel Prizes too.
    They stopped being cool when they started giving them out to everyone. I'm even sick of going just to pick mine up.

    Its all about the Darwin awards now a days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nightowl
    Yeah, I hate the Nobel Prizes too.
    thread won
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

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    Thankfully my place only has a New Years Dinner at a local restaurant.

    Really cheap, plus OPEN BAR!

    Judo FTW

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    What about sports clubs that do the same thing? I think it's fairly common in the UK

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    We should have an awards ceremony ourselves.

    And by "have", I mean "photoshop one" to make fun of asshats like this.

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    Seconded.

    Though I'm for anything that gives me an excuse to eat good food, drinking really good wine, and find a beautiful woman in a fancy dress for me to take off.

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    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    I hate to admit it, but I participated in one of these dumbass events once.

    Bow down to the 2005 Martial Artist of the Year, bitches!

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