Bruce Lee Muscical comes to Broadway

**new2bjj** · Posted On: 5/20/2008 5:26pm

In honor of Bruce Lee Sucks month, I thought this was appropriate-

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/en_nm/broadway_dc

Prepare for bad songs and swishy kung fu fighting!

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 5/20/2008 6:05pm

I just hope there's plenty of cha-cha dancing.

**Frank White** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 3:06am

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!
That was MY idea! First Weinerschnitzel steals my Pretzel Dog, now this!

Ok, who cares. I have a new one in the works, it's an excercise machine that makes womens aeriolas smaller (or bigger, I'm not sure). All I need is investors...

new2BJJ, your in, anyone else?

**new2bjj** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 8:06pm

Make them firmer , and you have my 401K, which isn't ****, these days.

**Frank White** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 8:57pm

I'll throw in the equity on my house.

Seriously though, if I had an invention, does anyone know where to start? I have the idea, but I need an engineer type. It's an excercise machine, and my sister, who's a personal trainer, designed it. I'll say no more.

**pauli** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 9:35pm

i was really hoping they were going to go title it "hewwo, mistew bwaithwaite"

**Rivington** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 10:06pm

I was hoping it would be called "Waaa-TAAAAH!: The Musical".

**rsobrien** · Posted On: 5/21/2008 10:10pm

This is almost bad as the monument they made of him in Bosnia.

Who the **** thought of that anyway?

**Frank White** · Posted On: 5/22/2008 12:26am

My idea was originally to make a musical of Enter The Dragon.

" Whatsh yo shtyle?"

"Thee aht of fighting... wifout fiiiiiiiightiiiiing!"

*to the tune of "If I, was the king...of the foreeeeest!"