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    Dumbest thing you have seen in MMA

    What is the stupidest thing you have seen in an mma fight? Its easy to talk about the amazing fights where you can describe the skill and differences between styles, how did one fighter's game plan solve the problem of the other's striking game, etc. That kind of talk makes mma look great. But what about the moments when you are watching between fingers and wondering why, why god why, what the **** is he doing? I think those moments are a lot funnier. My favorite retard is Viacheslav Datsik; the dumbest man to ever enter cage or ring. Check out this highlight vid that includes getting taken down by the ref and head butting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWbfXh8eni4 ............................................______ __........................ ....................................,.-...................``~.,.................. .............................,.-...................................-.,............ .........................,/...............................................:, ........ .....................,?........................... ...........................\,..... .................../.................................................. .........,}.... ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..}.... .............../.................................................. .,:........./..... ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../..... ............./__.(.....~-,_..............................,:`........../........ .........../(_....~,_........~,_....................,:`..... ..._/........... ..........{.._$;_......=,_.......-,_.......,.-~-,},.~;/....}........... ...........((.....*~_.......=-._......;,,./`..../............../............ ...,,,___.\`~,......~.,....................`..... }............../............. ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-............... ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\................... .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__........... ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|........... ...`=~-,.... .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\... ..................... ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\............. .......... ................................`:,,.............. .............`\..............__.. .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``....... ........................................_\........ ..._,-%.......`\............... ...................................,
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    Jooooder!!!

    That guy should get in the cage with someone competent.

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    Oh and another incident (I don't know if this is real or not because maybe it is too surreal/bizarre) in which he fights what looks like a 12 year old and punches the ref and picks him up and tosses him out of the ring. A classy individual

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ut5j5Iwu2s

    and Ben Rothwell should never have agreed to do this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r2GAAaiKs
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    I'm so confused of that video of the fat kid getting thrashed by the angry little white dude. I can't imagine a respectable MMA fighter who would go nuts on a kid like that even if he was dumb enough to get in the ring.

    I guess the slap punches confirm how bad that retard is. A lot of his swings had the same trajectory as an 8 year old girl throwing a ball.


    Also: Howabout TUF season 5 when that BJJ black belt (the asian guy) goes 2 rounds ignoring BJ Penn and just punching? I was screaming at my TV watching that ****

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    **** yeah that was unbearable. What bj said to him afterwards was spot on, "you can't be sad, You chose this" or something to that effect. Ben Rothwell is a heavyweight in the international fight league. I don't watch that but from what I gather he has a mostly win record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaoz
    Also: Howabout TUF season 5 when that BJJ black belt (the asian guy) goes 2 rounds ignoring BJ Penn and just punching? I was screaming at my TV watching that ****
    Because of that, because he did the exact same thing in his formal UFC debut and because he refused to join Jens Pulver's TUF after BJ kicked him off his own team, Andy Wang is now one of the biggest punchlines in MMA today.

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    Damn, that russian is definetly on crack cocaine. And sometimes the russian mma scene looks like something straight out of backyard wrestling shows!

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    Datsik and Wang. 1st and 2nd place. The only other thing I can think of is when Gilbert Yvel knocks out the ref in Atte Backman fight.
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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    This gets my vote. I know it's been posted here before, but it's one of my favorites:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9eRehnMiY

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    And as big a retard as Viacheslav Datsik is, he still holds a win over Andre Arlovski.

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