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  1. aaaargh is offline

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Why not write an essay about how awesome your sensei is? That should fit the bill. And maybe use different color crayons for the different paragraphs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simio de las Rocas
    Aikibujutsu 合気武術 doesn't exist, anyone telling you otherwise is bullshitting.
    blaze, are you sure you heard your teacher correctly?
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    A whole page? Wow, you must be exhausted from all the preplanning and outlining. I recommend making sure that the final sentence of each paragraph is long enough so that the last word is orphaned on a line of its own. The paper will practically write itself!
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    I'd simply suggest writing:

    My sensei's full of bullshit

    On the top of the page and hand that in.
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    If my Muay Thai coach forced ME to write a one-page essay on the history of Muay Thai, you know what I'd do? You know what I'd FUCKING do?!

    I'd write it as soon as possible, because I don't like getting kicked in the face by pissed-off Israeli Muay Thai coaches.
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    Ok, call me a soft sod but....

    If the OP isn't a troll and actually has been dicked to write this essay, I'm prepared to help to get the ball rolling with a few acctuate facts so, Blaze what do you need to know, you set the questions and I'll give you some starting points for you to research via the net.

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     Style: Koryu Budo, Shooto

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    Maybe his teacher DID mispronouce it? After all, have you ever heard the average karate sensei's 'japanese' when counting to ten between yelling out 'OSU!!!' ? Anyhow as has been spewed out again and again since Mr. Simio de las Rocas first pointed it out, the only real Akijujutsu has a 'Daito Ryu' written before it. I've heard that a lot of Aikidoka dabble a small bit in it and then turn around and claim to teach it (kind of like TKD and hapkido), but I'm not a member of the Aikido circut.

    Edit: Try looking here - http://www.koryu.com/guide/daito.html
    Last edited by nightowl; 4/06/2008 11:44am at .
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    Hmmm, sounds suspiciously like an attempt to pass along bullshido by filling some kids head with tales of the mystical art that combines all things into a singularity of japophile goodness.
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
  9. Holy Moment is online now
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    my jujitsu teacher gave us homework to write an essay on it he said it was a compilation of a whole lot of martial arts and to write a page essay on it but i cant finad anything
    Why are you doing that rather than learning how to fight?

    You know, back when I was doing TSD as a kid, one of the requirments for a black belt was to write an essay about TSD and your time at the school. I spent all night on it. Do you know what happened on the day of my kiddie BB test? They didn't even ask about it or look at it when I had it out. And I got my worthless fucking black belt anyway.

    My advice: Blow the essay off. And if your sensei/master/slave-driver gives you **** about it, just tell him, "**** you. I don't do that. I'm paying you to teach me how to fight, so get off your ass and do that!" And if he protests, throw a surprise punch to his face. Not a jujitsu punch; just a punch you would normally throw if you weren't in a jujitsu class. It doesn't matter if it's a looping haymaker, any punch will do as long as you throw it as hard as you can. If he reacts by bursting out in tears, you are definitely in the wrong school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment
    And if he protests, throw a surprise punch to his face. Not a jujitsu punch; just a punch you would normally throw if you weren't in a jujitsu class. It doesn't matter if it's a looping haymaker, any punch will do as long as you throw it as hard as you can. If he reacts by bursting out in tears, you are definitely in the wrong school.
    and when he pulls out t3h d34dly on him, then what?
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