Dumbest thing you have seen in MMA

**pharmakos** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 7:13am

What is the stupidest thing you have seen in an mma fight? Its easy to talk about the amazing fights where you can describe the skill and differences between styles, how did one fighter's game plan solve the problem of the other's striking game, etc. That kind of talk makes mma look great. But what about the moments when you are watching between fingers and wondering why, why god why, what the **** is he doing? I think those moments are a lot funnier. My favorite retard is Viacheslav Datsik; the dumbest man to ever enter cage or ring. Check out this highlight vid that includes getting taken down by the ref and head butting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWbfXh8eni4 ............................................______ __........................ ....................................,.-‘”...................``~.,.................. .............................,.-”...................................“-.,............ .........................,/...............................................”:, ........ .....................,?........................... ...........................\,..... .................../.................................................. .........,}.... ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..}.... .............../.................................................. .,:”........./..... ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../..... ............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../........ .........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`..... ..._/........... ..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}........... ...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../............ ...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`..... }............../............. ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”............... ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\................... .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__........... ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|........... ...`=~-,.... .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\... ..................... ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\............. .......... ................................`:,,.............. .............`\..............__.. .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``....... ........................................_\........ ..._,-%.......`\............... ...................................,

**frikifu** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 7:27am

Jooooder!!!

That guy should get in the cage with someone competent.

**pharmakos** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 7:36am

Oh and another incident (I don't know if this is real or not because maybe it is too surreal/bizarre) in which he fights what looks like a 12 year old and punches the ref and picks him up and tosses him out of the ring. A classy individual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ut5j5Iwu2s

and Ben Rothwell should never have agreed to do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r2GAAaiKs

**Kaoz** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 9:13am

I'm so confused of that video of the fat kid getting thrashed by the angry little white dude. I can't imagine a respectable MMA fighter who would go nuts on a kid like that even if he was dumb enough to get in the ring.

I guess the slap punches confirm how bad that retard is. A lot of his swings had the same trajectory as an 8 year old girl throwing a ball.

Also: Howabout TUF season 5 when that BJJ black belt (the asian guy) goes 2 rounds ignoring BJ Penn and just punching? I was screaming at my TV watching that ****

**pharmakos** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 10:48am

**** yeah that was unbearable. What bj said to him afterwards was spot on, "you can't be sad, You chose this" or something to that effect. Ben Rothwell is a heavyweight in the international fight league. I don't watch that but from what I gather he has a mostly win record.

**G-Off** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 12:53pm

Originally Posted by Kaoz

Also: Howabout TUF season 5 when that BJJ black belt (the asian guy) goes 2 rounds ignoring BJ Penn and just punching? I was screaming at my TV watching that ****

Because of that, because he did the exact same thing in his formal UFC debut and because he refused to join Jens Pulver's TUF after BJ kicked him off his own team, Andy Wang is now one of the biggest punchlines in MMA today.