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  1. Dochter is offline

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    Why do people always want to talk one on one? It seems if you're trying to validate things you've said publically you'd want to do it publically.

    And for all I know you all may be the nicest people in the world, I don't care I'll judge you how you act here.
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    Hello everyone i am Nigel Tuffnell, a psychologist (behavioral research) with the C.I.A.

    As you may know we live in a trying time, there is a war on terror that affects us wherever we are in the world. Because of CIA's national security and intelligence gathering role we are constratly searching for new ways to obtain information on potential threats in order to assess them and effectively prvent them. I specialise in this area, more specifically the obtaining of information from captured enemy personell. Total isolation, sensory deprivation, body cavity searches, insufficient or inadequate food, denial of heat in bitter winter or air-conditioning in sweltering summer, and lack of sunlight, these are all methods that we have used as the base of our tortureing procedures (i can tell you this because of the agency's release of the "KUBARK Counterintelligence Interrogation" manual) but we believe to have found a new and even more effective weapon with which to stop those that would spread terror among us.

    That weapon is of course this thread, extensive testing has shown that being to forced to read this thread once created many of the same results as the above methods, but leaves less tangible evidence of the procedure. In fact it is believed that by forcing someone to read this thread multiple times you could actually cause someone to "die of boredom" the millitary applications of this are obvious. So i hope you will continue to develope this excellent new technology, the CIA is very proud of you all.

    sincerely yours

    Dr Nigel Tuffnell

    Ps. all attractive female members of the board should have sex with manchuria.
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    best post ever!
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    Originally posted by C.I.A.
    body cavity searches,.
    it's wonderful to have an expert joining us, looking forward to learning much from you
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    Is this related to sinking the fabled "Fifth hook"?


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
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    Originally posted by Dochter
    Why do people always want to talk one on one? It seems if you're trying to validate things you've said publically you'd want to do it publically.

    And for all I know you all may be the nicest people in the world, I don't care I'll judge you how you act here.
    Dochter,

    Occam's Razor, I assume you understand the principle?

    Someone as smart as you shouldn't make so many assumptions in your model. Anyone who calls someone else a "dork or nerd or trekkie" obviously thinks that he is "cooler" than that person. Anyone who thinks he is "cooler" than anyone else is obviously a dick.

    Your excuse doesn't relate - simply because you don't like the way that I "state" things it doesn't mean that what I am saying is untrue. Take politicians as an example, they are loved by a lot of people, they state things politically correct and appear very nice and friendly - but in most cases they are lying or spinning the truth to their benefit. Directness may not qualify me to be a politician, however I have no intentions of running for office. :)

    I find it important to meet people in person because the medium in which we are communicating now doesn't allow for tonal changes, facial expressions and the real heart of someone to be revealed. You refer consistantly to the "harpy character" this is a projection of your own mind based on how you respond to my directness. It has nothing to do with the tones that I use in real life, whether there is humor in my voice, agitated, calm etc. It seems as if you are doing everything you can possibly think of to "protect" this image of me that you have created for yourself, and isn't that what you have accused me of doing? The idea that you can truly judge ME based on a the projected voices in your head is simply unreasonable. There are some people on this forum that I don't like, but I am not naive enough to think that if I met them in person we couldn't be friends. I can honestly say that I don't have a single enemy in "real life" only friends. I find it quite odd that you are so opposed to meeting people in real life. I have been nothing but kind and obliging to you, I have invited you to share my home, dine and even train with us. I can only wonder why you are skirting the invitation?

    Sincerely,

    ~Tigerfly
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    Originally posted by hedgehogey
    Is this related to sinking the fabled "Fifth hook"?
    That's "Third Hook" you foolish non-grappler
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    The thing is, we are cooler than you.
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    This is hopeless.
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.
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    Originally posted by brandeissansoo
    The thing is, we are cooler than you.
    Brand, you do San Soo - you are cooler than NO ONE. :D

    *looks at the MMA vs. Kung Fu video*

    *laughs*

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