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  1. Hedgehogey is offline
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    Posted On:
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    supporting member
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    The Strangest Streetfight of my Life

    I'm gonna forgo the usual hyperbole. Everything in this post actually happened.

    Tonight, I am at local hipster hangout The Beauty Bar. A hipster decides to sieg heil a few times and we agree to take our disagreement outside. We square off, he throws some hooks which I dance away from, I double leg, knee on stomach. As i'm holding him in knee on stomach and yelling "i'm only restraining you!", I notice two things:

    1: What appears to be his friends are closing in

    2: A crowd has gathered, and they're chanting "Dance-off, dance off!"

    So I let him go and we mutually agree to settle it with a dance off. I win in one turn via the worm.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
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    Here to kick your ass.

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    Join us... or die
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    Hmm... I cant decide whether this is awesome or retarded... On one hand no-one went to hospital and you did the worm in public, on the other...

    You did the worm in public.


    Chaos
    ? Panic?... Disorder??



    .........................My Work is done here... ;)
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    You did the worm in public.
    That's gotta be worth something
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    3/22/2008 4:29am

    supporting memberhall of famestaff
     Style: Muay Thai & BJJ

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    I can only hope as a father, that my son has attributes like HH.
  5. Omega Supreme is offline

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    Have I ever told you that you're my hero?
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    You're everything I wish I could be?
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    I could fly higher than an eagle.
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    For you are the wind beneath my wings...
  9. hairy is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    I'm gonna forgo the usual hyperbole. Everything in this post actually happened.

    Tonight, I am at local hipster hangout The Beauty Bar. A hipster decides to sieg heil a few times and we agree to take our disagreement outside. We square off, he throws some hooks which I dance away from, I double leg, knee on stomach. As i'm holding him in knee on stomach and yelling "i'm only restraining you!", I notice two things:

    1: What appears to be his friends are closing in

    2: A crowd has gathered, and they're chanting "Dance-off, dance off!"

    So I let him go and we mutually agree to settle it with a dance off. I win in one turn via the worm.
    Then I woke up covered in vomit lying beside a toilet.
  10. snowman is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: sadness and tears

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    You would have been fucked if he pulled out the sprinkler or shopping trolley

    just saying is all


    *does the sprinkler*
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