Lol anderson silva

**Jadonblade** · Posted On: 3/07/2008 7:19pm

You funny son of a bitch. Some photo's for his upcoming book which looks like it will be focused on stand up. With photo's like these I think Im gonna have to buy it. I think these pics have alot of potential for future comedy.

Many more can be found at http://www.mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=L...=1238194&FID=1

(I cant even caption these, just to funny)

**Kokujin** · Posted On: 3/07/2008 7:58pm

Ok, let me try...

1st PHOTO "To be a sucessful mma fighter you got to work on your pushing hands!"

2nd PHOTO "...after the pak sao you go for a forearm smash wich the biu jee teaches..."

3r PHOTO "So...are you ready to go steady or what? I don't know my dad has been hasslin me because you're a brazilian"

4th PHOTO "I'm in the mood for some samba or maybe some forró! Oh **** that!"

5th PHOTO "Maybe I'll make you my bitch also...popozuda!"

**Jadonblade** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 7:53am

Lol good ones. Someone looks like they are gonna get a beatdown in the 5th photo.

**kekekeke** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 9:26am

grab my wrist?

**TroyForum** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 12:01pm

Pic #5

Director: Now Anderson, I want you to reach around his back and grab his left forearm.
What? Yes, it does look somewhat gay, but.... Come on now! We want to show them how deadly you are.
Yes. Yes, I did see what you did to Rich Franklin. Both times. Yes.
But we want to show some real street fighting on this video. There are no rules in the streets. What? Yes, I saw what you did to Henderson.
Really? No, it doesn't matter if his crotch is touching your leg. You did Brazilian Jiu Jutsu! You must be used to that by now!!

**Jadonblade** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 12:39pm

That sounds like a accurate discription of how it went down in my head.

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 8:21pm

(I added some captions for people who aren't sure what techniques they're looking at)

"By gripping the pancreas and liver meridians, I have complete control"

"I have stepped off his line of attack, and he is no longer sure where I am. At this point, I unleash what I call a 'CRASHING HAMMERS' forearm strike to the trachea"

"In the ring you may think that using a plum clinch is a good idea, but for the street you have much more control like this! If I have to explain why, you'll never understand"

"...he is completely immobilized"

:D

**adsfasdf** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 10:54pm

ryo chonan raped this fucking ******

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 3/08/2008 11:43pm

Originally Posted by adsfasdf

ryo chonan raped this fucking ******

Way to go! You managed to fail at making a point relevant to the thread, failed to make an educated thought, AND topped it off with racist overtones! The trifecta! You have accomplished....