Results 1 to 10 of 139
Kata, Forms, Poomse: They SuckSensei: Today class, we will learn a truly ancient form that goes back to the beginnings of our martial art.
Class: HAI SENSEI!
Sensei: Good. Now, starting from a horse stance, jump to your left.
And then, take a step to the right. Feel the chi flow through you as you place your hands squarely on your hips.
Next, turn your feet towards each other and bend your knees in tiii-ight. It's just a pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-a-a-a-ane...
March just sucks in general. And so does Kata. You think you're training. We think you're dry-land-swimming. Or as one extremely intelligent and attractive forum member stated, Mandancing.
Footnote: Olorin gets no love. :laughing9