Luke Cummo Suspended?

**Rooster** · Posted On: 3/05/2008 4:56am

Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch

I took 6 200mg caffeine pills, I was tired and wanted to have fun with my friends. As I entered the pool hall, I had a glimmer of what was to come as my bowels rumbled. The toilet was nasty, so I just squatted over it like an Arab. I got **** on the toilet seat. I didn't realize my asshole was capable of projection in that manner. When I came out, I broke into song "I-I, I just diyeeed on the john tonight, it must have been something I ate, I just died on the john toniyeeeet ooh-wo-ooh-wo..."

Thank god I have never used the bathroom at that pool hall.

**hpr** · Posted On: 3/05/2008 5:57am

Hehe, a funny fake. Cummo is such a weird guy that I had little trouble believing this.

How did I spot it was a fake?

“He put what up his where? Are you fucking serious???”

Dana White would never pass on an opportunity to swear.

A quote more close to truth would be "He put fucking what up his fucking ass? Are you fucking serious? ****!"

**nameless44** · Posted On: 3/05/2008 7:59am

The end of the Ken Pavla quote is where it became obvious.

'Man, if you banned every fighter that did coffee enemas, there'd be no one left to compete!!!'