Posted On:3/05/2008 4:56am
Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
I took 6 200mg caffeine pills, I was tired and wanted to have fun with my friends. As I entered the pool hall, I had a glimmer of what was to come as my bowels rumbled. The toilet was nasty, so I just squatted over it like an Arab. I got **** on the toilet seat. I didn't realize my asshole was capable of projection in that manner. When I came out, I broke into song "I-I, I just diyeeed on the john tonight, it must have been something I ate, I just died on the john toniyeeeet ooh-wo-ooh-wo..."
Thank god I have never used the bathroom at that pool hall.
Posted On:3/05/2008 5:57am
Style: None until 04/13.
Hehe, a funny fake. Cummo is such a weird guy that I had little trouble believing this.
How did I spot it was a fake?
“He put what up his where? Are you fucking serious???”
Dana White would never pass on an opportunity to swear.
A quote more close to truth would be "He put fucking what up his fucking ass? Are you fucking serious? ****!"
Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.
Posted On:3/05/2008 7:59am
The end of the Ken Pavla quote is where it became obvious.
'Man, if you banned every fighter that did coffee enemas, there'd be no one left to compete!!!'
Injury Waiting To Happen
Posted On:3/05/2008 12:43pm
Style: Snatch Wrestling
Pavia really says things like that. You should troll him on mma.tv some time, it's great fun.
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