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Posted On:
3/03/2008 10:55pm
Style: Snatch Wrestling--
I took 6 200mg caffeine pills, I was tired and wanted to have fun with my friends. As I entered the pool hall, I had a glimmer of what was to come as my bowels rumbled. The toilet was nasty, so I just squatted over it like an Arab. I got **** on the toilet seat. I didn't realize my asshole was capable of projection in that manner. When I came out, I broke into song "I-I, I just diyeeed on the john tonight, it must have been something I ate, I just died on the john toniyeeeet ooh-wo-ooh-wo..."
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Posted On:
3/04/2008 7:17am
Style: BJJ--
I once took 1000mg or so of caffein pills. Possibly because my stomache was empty I had no bowel problems other than feeling that my insides had been replaced by a vast, sucking void that I was gradually collapsing into.
Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
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Posted On:
3/04/2008 7:46am -
My pleasure.
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Posted On:
3/04/2008 10:23am
Style: yang taichi--
13 expresso shots had me fluctating back in forth between sitting and laying down. Both hurt when I did one for too long. I felt like a had to crap, but every time I made it to the toilet it was all sound and fury signifying nothing. When I pissed, half of the house smelled like coffee. My family was really mad because after that whole ordeal because I missed a funeral. OOPS.
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3/04/2008 3:31pm -
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Posted On:
3/04/2008 3:39pm
Style: creonte on hiatus--
Originally Posted by mmabrothers
Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.
My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.
New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.
t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.
The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris -
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Posted On:
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Posted On:
3/04/2008 9:09pm
Style: creonte on hiatus--
That would be one hell of an alkaline colonic though :icon_conf
Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.
My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.
New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.
t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.
The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
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Posted On:
3/03/2008 10:06pm
Style: yang taichi