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    Omega I fail becouse you have a vagina? I do not understand.

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    Sekira: The last person to annoy Omega is still in orbit over Tokyo from an Omega chest punch, NASA expects him to land in Siberia sometime in the spring of 2011.

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    Omegenisms: True Stories of omega's fighting prowess; - No BS Martial Arts

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    Quote Originally Posted by sekira
    Omega I fail becouse you have a vagina? I do not understand.
    No, you'd have to have a degree of intelligence to understand.

    Let me break it down for you.

    You're trying to be funny.

    You thought you'd say something like "what you meant to say is you got kneed in the *****"

    People might have found that funny except when a girl gets hit between the legs it hurts pretty badly too.

    Because it hurts whether I have a "vagina" or not it fails to be funny.

    The only funny thing about any of your posts is your weak ass attempt to be funny. You know what be really funny is you saying I have a vagina. That would make me a girl. You should meet this girl in the cage or on the floor for some bare knuckle. Then when I beat your ass down you can tell all your friends how you got your ass kicked by a girl. I'll even bring my pink gi.
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    The one thing I hate about Omega is his inability to express himself.
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    omega, are u sure that ur not holding anything in? i here that can cause high blood pressure, and that a serious problem for men of ur age, it can even lead to ED :rolleyes:



    .... please dont kill me, im just worried about ur health....

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    I plan to incorparate grappling elements into my ving tsun, so that my system is more complete even if the fight goes to the ground. Like Bruce Lees said, I will only use what works and discard everything else. Then, when my body is at its peak of conditioning, I am going to become a world champion fighter and put an end to the assertion that wing chun won't work in competition. Rather, it adapts to new challenges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homeo
    I plan to incorparate grappling elements into my ving tsun, so that my system is more complete even if the fight goes to the ground. Like Bruce Lees said, I will only use what works and discard everything else. Then, when my body is at its peak of conditioning, I am going to become a world champion fighter and put an end to the assertion that wing chun won't work in competition. Rather, it adapts to new challenges.
    I always love it when Chunners quote this particular Bruce Lee line, since they completely ignore the irony that Wing Chun is one of the things Bruce Lee discarded.

    But good luck in your training. Be sure to Chi Sao and chain-punch while inside your opponent's guard-- show 'em how good Wing Chun really is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere
    The one thing I hate about Omega is his inability to express himself.

    I to wish Omega would stop holding in his feelings and let it all out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - Joe
    I to wish Omega would stop holding in his feelings and let it all out



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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleFingerOfFate

    I used to have hair like Omega. My son always asked why I got my hair cut in the shape of a W

    Now it's in the shape of a U

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