qigong and burping

[Jenfucius]

you bastard, how do i turn this **** off?

[Jenfucius]

i found out. dammit, that's a good one.

[akamai]

i can fart really loud after years of qi training, i also can control them and make them either wet or dry farts with my mind, I can also tune the pitch to the fart, on a good day i can play a few songs with my fart when i get bored

[gong sau]

Bwahahahaha!! :D