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    ^^^^ Turns out the bouncer was her old schoolmate. And married to boot. I don't know is that a good thing or does it make me an even bigger jackass

    Quote Originally Posted by SFGOON
    Next time watch yer feckin' mouth.
    If i ever learned to do that, my life would have been considerably easier.
    ****, when i finally bite the dust and my life unwinds before my eyes it's gonna be like a blooper reel.
    Last edited by illegalusername; 2/21/2008 6:51am at .

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    Maybe, next time she`ll give you a triangle choke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalusername
    ^^^^ Turns out the bouncer was his old schoolmate. And married to boot. I don't know is that a good thing or does it make me an even bigger jackass
    So the 120lb 'girl' turned out to be a guy?

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    daaaayyum, you got knocked the fuggout! Should have been bobbin and weavin...

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFGOON
    You've gotta respect that. Next time watch yer feckin' mouth.
    No, next time duck.

    (okay, so kinda beaten).

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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalusername
    And it was aimed at me. On Valentine's Day.

    Let me explain. Our whole course had a day off last friday, so of course we threw a grand party to celebrate the 14th. Alcohol was involved, and I voiced my interest towards a certain female colleague along the night (Hay will u be my valentine? :love6:).
    After midnight we were at a local nightclub, dancing and just getting gloriously hammered. I noticed the certain girl talking rather intently to one of the bouncers, and as a joke i shouted out to my friends something like "Bet you a beer she's gonna pick him up after hours"

    It was sort of ha-ha funny at the time, she certainly didn't take it in stride. In fact she was hopping mad. I apologized furiously, but when she was about to leave i just had to add "And i would have won too".
    Then the sweet little 120-pound girl with absolutely no training pivots on spot and throws a technically flawless left cross which throws me off my stool and makes me hear the distant calls of my ancestors, biding me to take my place in Valhalla.
    I mean, i make no claims of being a good fighter, but i can proudly say i can take a punch. I've been hit by some right bastards in my time, both in sports and because i'm an asshole. But this girl could make Ali **** himself and Tyson go "Oh, i say!"

    I was promptly picked up by a bouncer and thrown out. I walked home just in time to see my face swell rather interestingly. She's still pretty mad and i'm considering how to sort this **** out. Maybe invite her to our boxing class?

    I think i'm in love.

    How did your Valentines go?
    In soviet russia broad punch you

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    why didnt you get up and chainpunch her? boxing cant stand to the chun

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    Mate I think you blew your chances, big time! :)

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    I went to train on Valentines Day and got bashed by sexually frustrated men. THINK YOU CAN JUST TAP OUT OF THIS ONE DO YOU BITCH?! STEP ON MY FLOWERS???!

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    1.) You're an idiot.

    2.) Choke her the **** out.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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