So wait, if I take up kickboxing I'll be so good I can kick the laws of physics in the face and say "time goes at the rate I want it to go!" Awesome, sign me up.
Only if it's American kickboxing, preferably from the mid-80s. This is crucial.
Originally Posted by The Fake Macoy
But what if two slo-mo'ers fight? Time would just keep getting slower and slower until electrons stopped orbiting atoms, and atoms no longer vibrated. It would mean the cold death of the universe.
Thus it is T00 D34DLY T0 SP4R.
Don't forget the flashy pants and dipped-foam booties.
Originally Posted by KenshinBt10
Also, you will need either a mullet or a mustache. To be really awesome, grow both.
Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman
are you looking for a gong sau?
Originally Posted by Squerlli
coz i will...
now say 25hail mary's and ill let you off the hook.
I have sent Mr.Lebell your home address.
If he doesn't burn it down he'll at least send his fighter, Mean Bones from Bad News Bears Go To Japan, over to give you a minor attitude adjustment.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Gene is the most handsome man in martial arts. You better learn that quick, son.