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    Bullshido Darwin Awards!

    Some Idiot at a mcdojo, heard his "Sensei" tell him that at his point of expertise, he could kill a wild animal with his bare hands. So our ill fated ninjer, went to a wildlife park to try and take on the king of beasts, a Lion! So he tried his krotty on the lion which simply got pissed off and mauled him to death.

    Note: "Kung Fu Lion" www.Darwinawards.com


    If you come across any bullshido darwin stories, post them here!

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    How the hell do you have two red varrots at five posts?
    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You sound like a foaming-at-the-mouth-loon out of Dr. Strangelove.
    Sometimes, we put Ricin in the Cocaine. :ninja7:

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFGOON
    How the hell do you have two red varrots at five posts?
    This thread:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...85#post1697085

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    (Late 1989, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!"
    The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat.
    He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
    Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.
    Holy ****.


    Someone should bring this up whenever they come across a guy who thinks Bullshido and Mcdojos are harmless.

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    Is that for real?? **** man. Insane. Who does that?

    Well idiots obviously, but come on, that fucking impressive stupidness.

    Poor lion, just trying to get some z's and is ambushed by sneaky ninjers.

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    Poor lion, just trying to get some z's and is ambushed by sneaky ninjers.
    Worst of all, skinny geeks don't make for good midnight snacks.

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    I know what you mean, this one time...

    No, never mind.

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    I do note that the instructor didn't specify the type of animal...

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    Is this the reason we haven't had any more wingchunner diary posts from Runningdog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia
    I know what you mean, this one time...

    No, never mind.
    Aren't there enough threads you and Lily have trollshido'd like this?

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