Posted On:2/18/2008 6:33pm
Style: Soo Bahk Do/Tang Soo Do
First off, too many fucking belts. That should be something that hurts a dojang. You don't need 10 different colors for 10 ranks.
Second, shouldn't it go the other way? Black belt being a GOOD thing and white belt sucking the most? I mean, that's the generally accepted standard, right?
Posted On:2/18/2008 7:19pm
Style: Sub Wrestling/boxing/MMA
No. Because if the art is "being full of ****" and you are a white-belt at it, then your not very good at being full of ****.
Posted On:2/20/2008 3:07am
You must be an ATA certified black belt.
Posted On:2/20/2008 4:28am
Style: Muay Thai
What, no camo belt?
How do elenchus?
Posted On:2/20/2008 4:48am
Style: gah, transition again
Can I have a belt?
My pants keep falling down.
Posted On:2/20/2008 5:32am
I demand a camo belt! With a gold fucking stripe damn it!
P.S. and maybe a tang soo doo patch.
Posted On:2/20/2008 5:40am
Posted On:2/20/2008 11:31am
Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, BJJ, Judo, MMA and Kids Jiu-Jitsu Style: Boxing, Mom-Jitsu
Meh. You guys are being too hard on Mr. Eves. I though it was funny, and the analogies to the colours are appropriate. I've definately met some moldy-poop black belts in my time!
Posted On:2/20/2008 12:24pm
Style: BJJ, JKD
I like the belt idea. I dont know how it would work logistically, put the belt next to the thread? We should give members belts because we cant have avatars because we are poor. I should be a Pumpkin colored belt with a hint of Salmon.
Posted On:2/20/2008 12:37pm
Style: Tae Kwon Do
Originally Posted by Demon Eyes
Orange Belt: The color that signifies the obnoxious things in life. Whether it’d be the loud color or the fact that it reminds one of Oompa Loompas. This belt is awarded to those that go one step further in the Mcdojo arena. High prices, paid belt testing, Contracts up the wazoo, Instructors that speak of arts in which they have no experience in (You know the special crapplers who claim to have knowledge of BJJ and the like), and kid friendly. ATA kind of school. http://www.ataonline.com/
Don't you think you are being far to kind to ATA???
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