Elite XC 2/16/2008

[The Question]

I didn't find a discussion thread for this event. Even though Slice and Abbot are on the card. What the ****, man?

Yves Edwards just did the most awesome **** I have seen in a while. Jumping knee takedown defence. Did you see that ****? Did you fucking see that ****?

Hell yes. Hell motherfucking yes.

The rest of the card:

• Heavyweight bout: Kimbo Slice vs. Tank Abbott
• Heavyweight bout: Antonio Silva vs. Ricco Rodriguez
• Middleweight bout: Scott Smith vs. Kyle Noke
• Heavyweight bout: James Thompson vs. Brett Rogers
• Lightweight bout: Yves Edwards vs. Edson Berto

[milwaukee cop]

post the spoilers

[bobyclumsyninja]

question, you rock even more than I thought....Yves Edwards is the fucking man

post them biatch

[The Question]

Results

Kimbo Slice Def. Tank Abbot. KO at 0:53 of the first round.

Antonio Silva Def Ricco Rodriguez. Split decision.

Scott Smith Def Kyle Noke. KO in 2nd round

Bret Rogers Def James Thompson. TKO Rd 1.

Yves Edwards Def Edson Berto. KO, 4:59 Rd 1.



The Yves Edwards/Edson Berto battle was a great match that culminated in an awesome acrobatic knee to the face. This knee was thrown while Berto was clutching his other leg, working for a single. Fantastic.

The Kimbo vs Tank fight was fucking brutal. In one word: RAPE.

[bobyclumsyninja]

nice...thanks

[MoonSoo]

We need vids. Vids dammit!

[The Question]

I would also like to add that Mauro Ranallo is a funny ************.

Golberg: See, Tank tried to take Kimbo down, when that failed, he went to plan B.
Mauro: Yes, and at that point, Kimbo went to plan K.O.


Mauro: Ohh, did you see that. He sent him crashing down like the US economy in 1929.

Mauro: Kimbo has more game than a federal wildlife reserve.


Why the **** do I have to listen to fucking Mike Goldberg when I watch the UFC?

[bobyclumsyninja]

could be worse, can you imagine Larry "insane, batshit crazy old coot" merchant doing the UFC coverage???? ARGHH!

[transition97]

Franks rather large. And was terribly conditioned. With every punch, the fat rolled on through. I wanna see a slow mo on Fight Science of that.

[MrBadGuy]

God damn, I fell in love with Yves Edwards after that knee!

Also, I felt bad for the fat man. On one hand, I wanted Kimbo to win. It is like the American dream coming true; random crazy ass black guy goes from beating up random assholes in backyards to kicking ass in an actual ring.

On the other, well, tank abbot. I used to like him for the crazy factor. But now he's just getting crazy raped.