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    If ripping things in half was all it took to pick up women, the human race would have developed ungodly grip strength by now.

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    Whereas now, it's those that don't get the women that have ungodly grip strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question
    Maybe he's a vegetarian. Slightly more tolerable, but still despicable.
    No, I am vegan straight edger. Let´s just say I just hate fun. ;)
    Last edited by Tofudog; 2/18/2008 2:26am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    I've been ripping phonebooks in half and breaking raisins for too long. Time for sleep.
    What's so manly about breaking raisins?

    *squish* HAH! That's one dried fruit piece that will never threaten us again.....

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    Raisins are codename for people's testicles.

    You do, however, have the sound effect right.

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    You people are perverts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    If ripping things in half was all it took to pick up women, the human race would have developed ungodly grip strength by now.
    So you mean I've been wasting my time? And money on Dunkin Donuts Sobe Coolatas? What?

    **** that ****, man. RIP THINGS IN HALF!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzySzu1Zcu8
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    If ripping things in half was all it took to pick up women, the human race would have developed ungodly grip strength by now.

    To say nothing of failing to evolve past the stone age.

    If that was all it took to attract a woman, we'd all still be sitting in caves, eating the bugs we'd picked out of our own pubic hair and trying to figure out how to drag that mastadon carcass home with us before it rots and gives us the shits..... like last time.
    Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
    and remember what peace there may be in silence.
    As far as possible, without surrender,
    be on good terms with all persons.
    Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
    and listen to others,
    even to the dull and ignorant;
    they too have their story.

    -excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    Raisins are codename for people's testicles.

    You do, however, have the sound effect right.
    I am enlightened

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