That's the first thing that occurred to me. Mat burn on the nose. Ouch.
Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
I guess the only reason he slid as far as he did is because of his low center of gravity.
That and the fact that God hates little people.
"Here are some facts about midgets some of you don't know, I found this in Discover Magazine, don't dispute me! If you hit a midget on the head with a stick he turns into 40 gold coins, did you know that? 40 glittering gold coins you can take to the market and buy a fine fat goose for your goodly wife.
"Also, if you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes sleepy-time tea! Aww, isn't that great? A big tub of camomille, thanks Mr. Scoops! Also, if you kick a midget in the balls, he turns into eight squirrels and they run off into the forest. But here's the thing, be careful because if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one, did you know that? In the beginning of time there was one midget and everyone was like 'Come on, ************!' and now look around, they're everywhere!
"Let that be a lesson: just walk away. Be the bigger man... LITERALLY."
Last edited by Kid Miracleman; 2/17/2008 2:23am at .
hahahahahhahahaha that was great!
That is some funny **** ...........
Originally Posted by jnp
Me too. His whole face is gonna scab.
He looks more like Matt Cera.
Seriously, this is a sticky?
You guys are pathetic.
Can we get Thaiboxerken in here so we can ask him if he hurt the other guy when he tossed him like that?
Originally Posted by OnceLost
Originally Posted by It is Fake
Sean Sherk and all the fine midget lore in this thread say you're wrong.
Originally Posted by Sirc