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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
    Urgh, the mat burn.
    That's the first thing that occurred to me. Mat burn on the nose. Ouch.

    I guess the only reason he slid as far as he did is because of his low center of gravity.

    That and the fact that God hates little people.

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    "Here are some facts about midgets some of you don't know, I found this in Discover Magazine, don't dispute me! If you hit a midget on the head with a stick he turns into 40 gold coins, did you know that? 40 glittering gold coins you can take to the market and buy a fine fat goose for your goodly wife.

    "Also, if you throw a midget into a tub of hot water, he makes sleepy-time tea! Aww, isn't that great? A big tub of camomille, thanks Mr. Scoops! Also, if you kick a midget in the balls, he turns into eight squirrels and they run off into the forest. But here's the thing, be careful because if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one, did you know that? In the beginning of time there was one midget and everyone was like 'Come on, ************!' and now look around, they're everywhere!

    "Let that be a lesson: just walk away. Be the bigger man... LITERALLY."

    -Patton Oswalt
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    hahahahahhahahaha that was great!

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    That is some funny **** ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    That's the first thing that occurred to me. Mat burn on the nose. Ouch.

    Me too. His whole face is gonna scab.

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    He looks more like Matt Cera.

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    welcome to 2004.

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    Seriously, this is a sticky?

    You guys are pathetic.

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    Can we get Thaiboxerken in here so we can ask him if he hurt the other guy when he tossed him like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost View Post
    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirc View Post
    Seriously, this is a sticky?

    You guys are pathetic.
    Sean Sherk and all the fine midget lore in this thread say you're wrong.

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