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  1. Teh El Macho is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboy
    that's so cute, they think they're people
    Oh my God. That was so fucking wrong. LOL.
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    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
  2. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Snatch Wrestling

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    Urgh, the mat burn.
  3. Vieux Normand is offline

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    When they get the mechanics down, you'll see tongue-sliding laps around velodromes.

    Olympics, FTW. World, FTO.
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     Style: FMA, Jujutsu/Judo/SAMBO

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    Nice Tomoe Nage. Who says that Judo doesn't work for no-gi? Or for midgets?
  5. Sakamonster is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Hilarious-Fu
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     Style: Panda Punch

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    After laughing my ass off at the OP I accidentally neg-repped it. Don't know how I'm going to live with myself.
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    Posted On:
    2/15/2008 10:54pm


     Style: MMA

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    WOw that was amazing. I threw up my coffee when i saw that!!
  8. Squerlli is offline
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    So I was driving down a really shitty neighborhood, somewhere in the Red Hook projects. I got lost after coming back from a friends house. Anyway, I was trying to find a way back home when I started seeing hookers on the corner of every block I passed. Then, I started seeing midget hookers. Yeah, not one, but about a dozen all together. MIDGET HOOKERS! It was surreal. So I pulled over to the first one and asked
    "Hey! How much for 'a little' head?"
    Apparently midget hoes come fully equipped with purse rocks and I had to drive off lest I want to get my back wind shield smashed in.
    I spot another one and pull over.
    "Hey! Are you half off?"
    Another rock. Fucking rocks.
    I spot one next to her pimp who's yelling at her and suddenly a stroke of genius washes over me. I quickly pull over and roll my window down.
    "Lay the pimp hand down on that hoe! Show her what happens when she comes up 'a little short' !"
    The pimp actually starts laughing and I'm long gone before the hooker reaches for another rock. So I'm almost out of red hook and I see one final midget hooker and I think to my self "Well ****, if theres so many of them maybe midget sex is the best, I mean, the pimp must be making money somehow!?".
    You guys see my logic, right?
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    Guys?
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    Well whatever, **** you.
    I find one last drawf hoe and tell her to get in the car. Now I've never been with a hooker OR a midget so this was a double first. She starts telling me her prices, I'm all nervous and what not and just start asking her stupid questions. I keep going and going and going until suddenly she opens the door and says "You kinda creep me out, I'm going".
    And just fucking left!
    I tell my friends about it and one of them tells me at the end "Dude! You were rejected by a 3 foot tall prostitute!".
    Yeah and that just fucked up the rest of my week.
  9. Dak is offline

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     Style: Boxing

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    why in gods green earth is this stickied
  10. SFGOON is offline
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    and humble, too!

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    2/16/2008 11:11pm


     Style: Systema, BJJ, Arrestling

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    Well, a midget did slide four times his height on his face. It's amusing enough to warrant some attention.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You sound like a foaming-at-the-mouth-loon out of Dr. Strangelove.
    Sometimes, we put Ricin in the Cocaine. :ninja7:
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