Posted On:2/15/2008 1:30pm
Posted On:2/15/2008 2:10pm
Really.......Stigander's training in a ninja school benefits us all. The value of a ninja school is that it keeps the tards out of our dojos. The next time a tard invades your dojo, hand him a ninja flyer and point him towards the door.
Posted On:2/15/2008 2:16pm
Style: Much striking, SAMBO, BJJ
Stigander is in desperate need of attention. Might want to save the money you are wasting on ninjitsu and go find yourself a “special friend” to spend 15 min to hour with you, if you know what I mean. It would do you much better than trying to troll this forum.
Posted On:2/15/2008 6:50pm
Anyone searching for n1njas to join, you need to know the Lore. Here is the Lore.
Every brick or stone edifice has a secret n1nja door, leading to that particular building's likewise-secret n1nja-lair. Those wishing to be accepted into the Ranks of the Hooded Hallowed must, by sheer determination, find and get through that door.
Thing is, being n1nja, the door is, by definition, invisible--visually indistinguishable from the surrounding wall. Fortunately, I have it on g00d authority that invisible n1nja doors are found in the middle of the Eastern wall of any such building, equidistant from either corner.
Standing before this part of the brick or stone wall, the prospective n1nja must prove both strength and determination by taking a full run at it from at least ten metres away. Remember that--being invisible--such entrances cannot be found by repairmen; consequently, they tend to get so badly jammed into their 'shut' position that it will seem that there's no door there at all--just an expanse of brick or stone.
Do not be fooled, however, if your first running slam doesn't get you through. Your determination must show through if you are to become One With The Shadows. Pick yourself up, go back to that ten-metre starting-line, and sprint for the wall *ahem* door again. And again, if need be. As many times as it takes.
Now you know how to find the Lairs of the N1njas.
Knock yourself out.
Posted On:2/15/2008 8:03pm
Style: brazillian jiu jitsu
Stigander is a troll. He should be completely ignored on all of his posts until he has something real to say.
Posted On:2/16/2008 7:05am
Style: Not sure anymore
Lol to the OP...your at the right place! :new_uklia :ninjadanc
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