2/12/2008 6:26pm, #1
Started training ninjutsu Need flames
It seems that I can't find a bjj club nearby.. and I have too live in this town the next 3 years because of studys.. so I have started training ninjutsu. I think it is really fun.. but I smell bullshido. so I invite U to a game.
I want u that's reading this too critice ninjutsu, and I'll try too defend it as good as I can.
also.. I don't have any relevant grappling experience..
Does any1 want too play?
2/12/2008 6:50pm, #2
No. And we don't give a **** either.
That horse has been beaten, raped, had its ear canals filled with hot wax, set on fire, partially eaten, felated by midgets and then buried.
Then we dug it back up and somebody pulled all its teeth out with some rusty pliers.
And you know what? Not even raping it was fun. Not even the first time. But there are a lot of members here, so I don't even want to think about who got sloppy 2,000,038th's. It must have been wider than the holland tunnel and damper than a swamp at that point.
Being unable to find anything better so you're doing ninjitsu is the martial arts equivelent to being in jail and getting tied to a barrel and reamed out because there aren't any girls. I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and say you were the one doing the sodomizing, but you're voluntarily doing ninjitsu. So you're the bitch here.Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
-excerpt of the poem called "Desiderata," by Max Ehrman, 1927.
2/12/2008 7:38pm, #3
Originally Posted by Stigander
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- Somerset, UK
2/12/2008 8:04pm, #4
I'd rather do nothing than take Ninjerfu.
And I do.DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!
"Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache
2/12/2008 8:11pm, #5Originally Posted by kultist
The Bujinkan Cult reaches further then you ever could imagine.
2/12/2008 8:17pm, #6Originally Posted by Stigander
If it smells like a troll...
2/12/2008 8:24pm, #7
If you're in a college town, the college probably has clubs. Join one. Or if there really are no MA clubs/gyms, start lifting weights. It will do more for your fighting abilities than ninjitsu. Also, unlike ninjitsu, lifting weights will make women more attracted to you and make you more prepared to start a decent MA when you're done with your studies.
2/12/2008 9:09pm, #8
If there is nothing else available in your town, then buy a heavybag and order a few boxing dvds, lift weights and go jogging. Ninjitsu sucks so much that saying it sucks is an understatement.
2/12/2008 9:16pm, #9
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
Don't listen to these guys. Being a ninja rocks.
The last laugh will be yours when you get the invisibility thing down.
2/12/2008 9:21pm, #10
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Wow. I will say this, if you're in a college town you can find almost any kind of MA club. Depending on how its taught, its not a bad art, just if they get into the whole ninjer image then you're in a bad school.