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Posted On:2/10/2008 1:40am
Style: Electricity, Speed
Originally Posted by DHNK
Is there really a locoplata submissions? And what DO you get when you cross an owl and bungee cord?
Heath Ledger's bloated cock.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:2/10/2008 3:39am
Style: many; box,TKD,croty,BJJ..
Posted On:2/10/2008 5:27am
Posted On:2/10/2008 11:39am
speaking of Bildo Duff, when can we have a Silat sucks month?
Posted On:2/10/2008 2:14pm
Speaking of Human weapon. What ever happen to that show. I missed the TKD eppisode and from what i heard i thought BILL DUFF got knocked out.
Posted On:2/10/2008 3:09pm
Style: Muay Thai
Originally Posted by Metsudragon
Hahah, I busted a gut after seeing those vids xD
Which according to Human Weapon is located right under your left ankle.
Posted On:2/10/2008 3:58pm
Originally Posted by Virus
I agree, but you still make "t3h str33t" jokes years after I walked that catchphrase 'round the shed and pumped two in the chest, one in the head.
Oh. Human Weapon.
Last night I watched a bunch of clips on Youtube. The first impression I got was that HW is functionally identical to all the other TOP TEN DEADLIEST KARATE BLOWS COUNTDOWN specials on cable stations that used to be somewhat respectable (did anyone else feel really dirty watching an MMA fight on the History Channel?), and for the most part I was right. The hook to Human Weapon is that there's always this mild undercurrent of discomfort, because everyone knows Chambers could beat up 90% of the Grandmasters on the show without problem.
Take the Ninja episode. Chambers duels with another white guy Last Samurai-style until his opponent runs out of ninja stars and attempts to implement some "empty hand Taijitsu", only to get dumped on his ass three seconds later as Chambers mounts the poor fucker and rams a sword in his spine. For ten horrifying seconds, we understand exactly what would happen if Human Weapon challenges didn't occur under each style's terribly gay ruleset.
Posted On:2/10/2008 7:50pm
Bill Duff is the only reason I watch Human Weapon. Seeing this mighty ball of American muscle roll over little foreign people and duplicate TMA bullshit breaking moves with pure size warms my cockles in ways I don't fully understand....strange, confusing ways..... That said, most of the fights have been about as competitive as your average WWE Intercontinental Title Match, the Krav Maga episode almost made me put my foot through my TV, and I'm convinced the amount of hairspray Jason uses to style his hair in each episode has single handedly increased the hole in the ozone layer by at least 3 miles.
PS: Wouldn't it be awesome to replace one of the colorless hosts whose names I can never remember on Fight Quest with Bill? Yes, yes it would.
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Posted On:2/10/2008 9:47pm
Style: Ba Zheng Dao Quan
Nice Dennis Alexio quote in your sig, Vince.
I'm embarrassed I know that guy's name.
Authentic Kung Fu in Buffalo, NY
Posted On:2/10/2008 10:22pm
Interesting...according to Internet Movie Database, Mr. Alexio was a heavyweight kickboxing champion IRL, who went by the nickname "The Terminator". Although I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that Eric Sloane was a real life bad ass, the man possesed both a mustache AND a mullet after all.
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