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    Or WHENEVER someone moves their legs in guard "Oh, hes going for rubber guard!"

    "He's got a kimura on the left arm!"

    "He's setting up the gogoplata!" whenever a leg is by a neck.

    Or I loved this one on the TUF finale. when one guy, I forget who, had some guy's back with a body triangle.

    "Now this is a submission all itself here"

    Or anytime there is a front headlock:

    "Hes got a guillotine, but he can't finish with one arm in, one time a guy finished with one arm in, so that will probably happen now."

    Or

    "Oh hes got a can opener, this will FORCE him to open up his legs!"

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    Apparently we need a Joe Rogan sucks month next...

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    Speaking of corny commentators, how can NO ONE mention Mauro Ranallo? Or his "suplays", being done by JAY MOO BAY??

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    Lol at Ranallo too.

    We just need a commentators suck month. Ranallo, Goldberg and Rogan.

    Bas and Trigg (EDIT: and Couture) are the only three really good ones I've ever heard, though I hear Mir was good too.

    Duff and Chambers would make a HILARIOUS commentary team though.

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    Frank Mir is pretty good. Stephen Quadros is okay too, a little dry sometimes.

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    Stephen Quadros is kind of the godfather of MMA annoucing, He coined the phrases "ground and pound", "sprawl and brawl", and "lay and prey". I think we should go back to Bill Wallace. It would definatley be an improvement of Rogan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arjuna
    Apparently we need a Joe Rogan sucks month next...
    I think we need a joe rogan sucks YEAR...

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkT3wphWSrk

    Whoever narrated this fight needs to be shot. Hard.



    I have a strange feeling that if Bill Duff saw this thread, he'd get sad, I feel kind of bad. We all know under that Uhmerican Muscle is a soft nuggety center.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkT3wphWSrk

    Whoever narrated this fight needs to be shot. Hard.



    I have a strange feeling that if Bill Duff saw this thread, he'd get sad, I feel kind of bad. We all know under that Uhmerican Muscle is a soft nuggety center.
    HAHAHA! Fucking Eurosport. Those Eurosport commentators ALWAYS suck! And that Genki Sudo/Butterbean fight was a classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    I have a strange feeling that if Bill Duff saw this thread, he'd get sad, I feel kind of bad. We all know under that Uhmerican Muscle is a soft nuggety center.

    Well, underneath my Uhmerican Muscle, there is MORE Uhmerican MUSCLE! and a rottweiller....

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