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    I thought this show had some cool stuff in it. Like training in jungles with Pentjak silat masters and the Eskrima episode had some neat stuff. Also the episode where they show MCCAMP training was good. But god dammit, Jason and Bill are the biggest **** wits the world over. Worse then any **** wit ever televised on Big Brother

    Quick bill, training is becoming challenging, you'd better stop and make a meaningless comment to the camera "For the front kick, i raise my knee and snap my foot, its not as simple as it looks"

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    roughly related, the other day i was watching a 10 most deadly 'x' show on discovery, sometimes its about tanks, or machineguns or firearms, this time it was about weapons in general, so on no 10 we got swords or pikes or whatever, then moving up to an ak47 at no2.

    then the **** starts: the no1 deadliest weapon is....the human mind itself, without it all our weapons mean nothing...(duh), and they used freaking wing chung to prove their point!

    simon lau grandmaster and entrepaneur (check out the fees he asks student at his academy's website) came in and taught some christian nuns basic ing un, chainpunched a bit and did some boardbreaking.
    voice over says: and so wing chung proves that the human mind is the deadliest of all weapons.

    i just sat on the couch with my mouth open, i didnt know wether to laugh or cry.

    then i went out and gong saued the local wc school, i felt a bit better as i washed the blood and pieces of skull of my knuckles.

    edit: oh yeah, so my point is: next month is simon lau sucks month.

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    Did anybody see the Kimbo vs. Abbott fight? Abbott started the fight with some vicious Randy Couture double underhooks. Kimbo got out and responded with a flurry of Muay Thai strikes, and Abbott went in for a Catch Wrestling single leg take down, which was hindered by Kimbo's Muay Thai strikes. Abbot went for another Catch Wreslting single leg takedown, but finally was knocked out by the Miami streetfighter Kimbo Slice.

    I don't think Bill Duff would be a good commentator for the UFC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    Did anybody see the Kimbo vs. Abbott fight? Abbott started the fight with some vicious Randy Couture double underhooks. Kimbo got out and responded with a flurry of Muay Thai strikes, and Abbott went in for a Catch Wrestling single leg take down, which was hindered by Kimbo's Muay Thai strikes. Abbot went for another Catch Wreslting single leg takedown, but finally was knocked out by the Miami streetfighter Kimbo Slice.

    I don't think Bill Duff would be a good commentator for the UFC.
    Uhm, what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    Did anybody see the Kimbo vs. Abbott fight? Abbott started the fight with some vicious Randy Couture double underhooks. Kimbo got out and responded with a flurry of Muay Thai strikes, and Abbott went in for a Catch Wrestling single leg take down, which was hindered by Kimbo's Muay Thai strikes. Abbot went for another Catch Wreslting single leg takedown, but finally was knocked out by the Miami streetfighter Kimbo Slice.

    I don't think Bill Duff would be a good commentator for the UFC.
    LOL, that's pretty clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    Did anybody see the Kimbo vs. Abbott fight? Abbott started the fight with some vicious Randy Couture double underhooks. Kimbo got out and responded with a flurry of Muay Thai strikes, and Abbott went in for a Catch Wrestling single leg take down, which was hindered by Kimbo's Muay Thai strikes. Abbot went for another Catch Wreslting single leg takedown, but finally was knocked out by the Miami streetfighter Kimbo Slice.

    I don't think Bill Duff would be a good commentator for the UFC.
    As opposed to:

    "And now, we are ready to begin! Tank Abbot, starting off agressively...Abbot is the Michael Jordan of streetfighters."

    "No he's not. Now, you see, Kimbo has this very unorthodox striking style, his punches come in from weird, looping angles..."

    "He's rocked, Joe!"

    "Abbot going for the takedown...but Kimbo sprawling...or, as we call it at 10th Planet, using the Dead Fetus Penis..."

    "And it is ALL OVER!"

    Urrgh...bring on Bill Duff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    As opposed to:

    "And now, we are ready to begin! Tank Abbot, starting off agressively...Abbot is the Michael Jordan of streetfighters."

    "No he's not. Now, you see, Kimbo has this very unorthodox striking style, his punches come in from weird, looping angles..."

    "He's rocked, Joe!"

    "Abbot going for the takedown...but Kimbo sprawling...or, as we call it at 10th Planet, using the Dead Fetus Penis..."

    "And it is ALL OVER!"

    Urrgh...bring on Bill Duff.
    And God forbid anyone gets anyone in a body triangle, Joe Rogan may cum in his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezbuluskey
    And God forbid anyone gets anyone in a body triangle, Joe Rogan may cum in his pants.
    "He's got a body triangle, so there's no way..."

    "And hes back to guard. Joe? Joe?"
    :suicide:

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    My favorite Roganisms are:
    "This is the best X we've ever seen!"
    "He's got the heart of a warrior!"
    "Eddie Bravo calls this move the X"
    "These guys are true octagon warriors!"
    "For you, fear is not a factor!"

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    I loved the andrei arlovski/tim sylvia fight

    "HE'S GOT A HEEL HOOK, ARLOVSKI'S GOT SYLVIA WITH A HEEL HOOK"


    "uhm, i think thats just a straight foot lock..."

    But yeah, its either "He's got the body triangle, now i have to clean out my drawers"

    or

    "He's going for rubber guard, but he's not quite flexible enough"

    Or

    "that is a DEEP DEEP DEEP (x submission move)" which is ALWAYS ineffective.

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