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    Choked Annoying Fag Last Night

    This douchebag has been bugging me for awhile, he's my instructor's roomate and every time I'm at their house, he's in my face, pissing me off. This time, he started actually trying to hit me, which pissed me off more than he usually manages to, so I started blocking and feinting and he didn't stop, so I shot a double on him, took rear mount, and sunk the RNC. It took him a few seconds to really decide he was done, but he was slightly less annoying for the rest of the evening.

    BJJ wins again.

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    Nah. You should have cut the tard's brakelines so he dies in fear and with as much pain as possible. Why choke him when his last moments in life could be spent sliding towards a large tree, slamming on the brakes screaming "****! ****! ****! Oh Jesus Titty-F--king Christ I'm gonna' die!!!!"

    I hate douches.
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    You know, I can think of one person (friend-of-a-friend) I'd genuinely like to do this to, but he's also so goddamn stinky that I'm unwilling to do it.

    Anyway. Dude must've known your background, so he was pretty much asking for what he got, from the sounds of it.

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    Why was he being such a prick towards you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
    This douchebag has been bugging me for awhile, he's my instructor's roomate and every time I'm at their house, he's in my face, pissing me off. This time, he started actually trying to hit me, which pissed me off more than he usually manages to, so I started blocking and feinting and he didn't stop, so I shot a double on him, took rear mount, and sunk the RNC.
    Spoiler:




    It took him a few seconds to really decide he was done, but he was slightly less annoying for the rest of the evening.

    BJJ wins again.
    Congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon
    Why was he being such a prick towards you?
    Sexual tension IMO

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    Rear-mounted a fag.

    Guess he was just asking for it...

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    "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwVlsa7_gs

    Why didn't you just punch him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand
    Rear-mounted a fag.

    Guess he was just asking for it...
    ...and apparently got what he wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdbuck
    Nah. You should have cut the tard's brakelines so he dies in fear and with as much pain as possible. Why choke him
    ...because he doesn't drive.

    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon
    Why was he being such a prick towards you?
    It's his nature, he annoys almost everyone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Sexual tension IMO
    Probably.

    Quote Originally Posted by switch
    Why didn't you just punch him?
    Potential consequences. He's my instructor's roomate.

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