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  1. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
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    Injury Waiting To Happen

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    Posted On:
    2/06/2008 12:03pm

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     Style: Snatch Wrestling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Choked Annoying Fag Last Night

    This douchebag has been bugging me for awhile, he's my instructor's roomate and every time I'm at their house, he's in my face, pissing me off. This time, he started actually trying to hit me, which pissed me off more than he usually manages to, so I started blocking and feinting and he didn't stop, so I shot a double on him, took rear mount, and sunk the RNC. It took him a few seconds to really decide he was done, but he was slightly less annoying for the rest of the evening.

    BJJ wins again.
  2. jkdbuck76 is offline
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    Here, hold these for me.

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    Nah. You should have cut the tard's brakelines so he dies in fear and with as much pain as possible. Why choke him when his last moments in life could be spent sliding towards a large tree, slamming on the brakes screaming "****! ****! ****! Oh Jesus Titty-F--king Christ I'm gonna' die!!!!"

    I hate douches.
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    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
  3. LThornton is offline

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     Style: JJJ/TSD/MT/BJJ/TLA

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    You know, I can think of one person (friend-of-a-friend) I'd genuinely like to do this to, but he's also so goddamn stinky that I'm unwilling to do it.

    Anyway. Dude must've known your background, so he was pretty much asking for what he got, from the sounds of it.
  4. Odacon is offline
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     Style: Bits and pieces

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    Why was he being such a prick towards you?
  5. Snake Plissken is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega's Bitch
    This douchebag has been bugging me for awhile, he's my instructor's roomate and every time I'm at their house, he's in my face, pissing me off. This time, he started actually trying to hit me, which pissed me off more than he usually manages to, so I started blocking and feinting and he didn't stop, so I shot a double on him, took rear mount, and sunk the RNC.
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    It took him a few seconds to really decide he was done, but he was slightly less annoying for the rest of the evening.

    BJJ wins again.
    Congrats
  6. Goju - Joe is offline
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Improv comedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon
    Why was he being such a prick towards you?
    Sexual tension IMO
  7. Vieux Normand is offline

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    Rear-mounted a fag.

    Guess he was just asking for it...
  8. Frank White is offline
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    "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBwVlsa7_gs

    Why didn't you just punch him?
  9. sempaiman is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand
    Rear-mounted a fag.

    Guess he was just asking for it...
    ...and apparently got what he wanted.
  10. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Snatch Wrestling

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdbuck
    Nah. You should have cut the tard's brakelines so he dies in fear and with as much pain as possible. Why choke him
    ...because he doesn't drive.

    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon
    Why was he being such a prick towards you?
    It's his nature, he annoys almost everyone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Sexual tension IMO
    Probably.

    Quote Originally Posted by switch
    Why didn't you just punch him?
    Potential consequences. He's my instructor's roomate.
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