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    November is "Karate Sucks Month"

    Kick, punch, it's all in the mind... especially you're training at one of the thousands of Karate McDojos around the world. It's all in the mind because you're rarely kicking or punching someone with any sincerity.

    So why did it take us so long to get around to Krotty? WHO KNOWS THESE THINGS? Maybe it was our upbringing, or the public school system. Or maybe we felt bad because there's a whole group of karateka that actually fight (Kyokushin). Perhaps we were just waiting for a solid piece of writing about a young man's memories of McDojo training. Or not. I blame PizDoff.

    Regardless, the month is here. There's a chill in the air as winter sets in. The days are getting shorter. And the leaves are dropping off the trees faster than students leaving a school that starts requiring full contact sparring.

    It's time to wax on, wax off, and wax poetic about how much Karate sucks.
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    Videos and pictures of suckage now please.

    Here's a classic:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24SKbTD1QnU

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    Krotty Kid!

    Also, who knew that the ancient mystical Chinese secret to Miyagi's karate was to throw alternating left and right hooks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmneRYgcUII

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    If I see one more class noob do a damn crane stance from Krotty Kid I think I'm gonna puke

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    Is chambering the fist at shoulder level better or worse than at hip level?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff
    Is chambering the fist at shoulder level better or worse than at hip level?
    Worse....but probably better than behind the back.

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    Kata is awesome the best way to learn fundamentals

    Mwhahahahahah thread derailment hee heee heee

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    There's this crowd:

    http://www.google.com/videoplay\?doc...91179206&hl=en

    Those words you're looking for? "Oh. The. Humanity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soju - Joe
    Kata is awesome the best way to learn fundamentals

    Mwhahahahahah thread derailment hee heee heee
    Only because of all the hidden grappling moves.

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Yeah, Screw those losers.

    WTF, it's about time we shed the light on this travesty!


    Drag 'em out into the streets and line 'em up I say.



    There is no suckage as complete as....

    <checks header of thread>


    ..... Krotty?




    Son of a bitch.


    < sulks >
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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