Posted On:11/14/2003 4:01am
Style: 70's Funk
I've only read about this Grandmaster Asia here and saw a few pix and postings, from what I've read, I think I can take him, if I am allowed to bring a 12 guage, an MP-5, and a few SAMS while wearing full body kevlar. Grand Almighty Asia can be armed with a few spitballs and dress in a cocktail dress.. hopefully with his feet tied to his neck.. yeah, I think under this controlled condition I just might win...
wait, I might need a few Baji lessons first tho....
Posted On:11/14/2003 7:45am
Style: Shi Ja Quan
I say we lure him into a sense of over confidence by allowing him to beat his fists into a pulp on our faces, then just as he thinks he has us, we bleed all over him !!!!
That'll teach him !!!!!!!!!
Either that or we can send him to the red light district in Amsterdam and get him a serious Asian rub-n-tug !!!! That will lower his guard and decrease his testosterone level to a point where, we can hit him with a 2 x 4 and run away !!!!!!!
Posted On:11/14/2003 8:14am
This has kind've turned into a "flirt with asia thread"
Posted On:11/14/2003 10:53am
Style: Kyokushinkai / Kajukenbo
Well I'd never 'fight' him, but I'd love to spar.
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Posted On:11/14/2003 10:56am
I'd pull guard and go for rear mount.
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Posted On:11/14/2003 11:10am
You would have to buy me dinner first PizDoff.
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Posted On:11/14/2003 11:15am
I'd buy dinner first then break out the oils.
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Posted On:11/14/2003 11:18am
Man I'd make Asia my bitch then take his ass to the moons of Jupiter!!!11
Posted On:11/14/2003 11:23am
Style: Okinowan Shuri
I hear that he has a weakness.... for some reason he can't figure out how to keep big white dudes from messing with his legs... rolling kneebars and leg locks (course I have the same problem but I am a beginner)
Posted On:11/14/2003 11:41am
you have a problem with guys messing with your legs ???? bastards !!!!!!!
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