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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I've only read about this Grandmaster Asia here and saw a few pix and postings, from what I've read, I think I can take him, if I am allowed to bring a 12 guage, an MP-5, and a few SAMS while wearing full body kevlar. Grand Almighty Asia can be armed with a few spitballs and dress in a cocktail dress.. hopefully with his feet tied to his neck.. yeah, I think under this controlled condition I just might win...
    wait, I might need a few Baji lessons first tho....

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I say we lure him into a sense of over confidence by allowing him to beat his fists into a pulp on our faces, then just as he thinks he has us, we bleed all over him !!!!
    That'll teach him !!!!!!!!!

    Either that or we can send him to the red light district in Amsterdam and get him a serious Asian rub-n-tug !!!! That will lower his guard and decrease his testosterone level to a point where, we can hit him with a 2 x 4 and run away !!!!!!!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This has kind've turned into a "flirt with asia thread"

    :p

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Well I'd never 'fight' him, but I'd love to spar.
    "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'd pull guard and go for rear mount.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You would have to buy me dinner first PizDoff.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'd buy dinner first then break out the oils.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Man I'd make Asia my bitch then take his ass to the moons of Jupiter!!!11

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    I hear that he has a weakness.... for some reason he can't figure out how to keep big white dudes from messing with his legs... rolling kneebars and leg locks (course I have the same problem but I am a beginner)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    you have a problem with guys messing with your legs ???? bastards !!!!!!!

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