Thread: The Fight Asia thread
11/14/2003 4:01am, #21
I've only read about this Grandmaster Asia here and saw a few pix and postings, from what I've read, I think I can take him, if I am allowed to bring a 12 guage, an MP-5, and a few SAMS while wearing full body kevlar. Grand Almighty Asia can be armed with a few spitballs and dress in a cocktail dress.. hopefully with his feet tied to his neck.. yeah, I think under this controlled condition I just might win...
wait, I might need a few Baji lessons first tho....
11/14/2003 7:45am, #22
I say we lure him into a sense of over confidence by allowing him to beat his fists into a pulp on our faces, then just as he thinks he has us, we bleed all over him !!!!
That'll teach him !!!!!!!!!
Either that or we can send him to the red light district in Amsterdam and get him a serious Asian rub-n-tug !!!! That will lower his guard and decrease his testosterone level to a point where, we can hit him with a 2 x 4 and run away !!!!!!!
11/14/2003 8:14am, #23
This has kind've turned into a "flirt with asia thread"
11/14/2003 10:53am, #24
- Join Date
- Sep 2002
- Hilo Island of Hawaii
- Kyokushinkai / Kajukenbo
Well I'd never 'fight' him, but I'd love to spar."Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez
11/14/2003 10:56am, #25
I'd pull guard and go for rear mount.
11/14/2003 11:10am, #26
- Join Date
- Jul 2002
- Rhineland Pfalz, Der Vaderland
You would have to buy me dinner first PizDoff.
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
11/14/2003 11:15am, #27
I'd buy dinner first then break out the oils.
11/14/2003 11:18am, #28
Man I'd make Asia my bitch then take his ass to the moons of Jupiter!!!11
11/14/2003 11:23am, #29
I hear that he has a weakness.... for some reason he can't figure out how to keep big white dudes from messing with his legs... rolling kneebars and leg locks (course I have the same problem but I am a beginner)
11/14/2003 11:41am, #30