I found somewhere worse than MAP!!
So I came across this place a while back and have been popping in and out of there when I need a good laugh and when I feel I can actually do some good by pointing out obvious BS.
But lately the number of illogical retards has gotten way beyond my abilities to deal with so I figured I would throw it up over here and let our resident trolls and trolls in training go over there and feast to their hearts content.
I go by the same name over there that I do here. In addition two other posters over there I believe are also fellow Bullies;
ProfessorPain: who shortly upon arrival there was challenged by a delusional Karateka called SamuraiKing. PP actually met up with the guy and kicked the **** out of him, unfortunatley no video.
Unkotare: I'm not sure who he is, but he is the one who initially led me there to help him deal with another retarded thread.
In the last 24 hours I have been chanllenged by a 15 yr self taught MAist who is convinced that he is a total badass who could easily teach me a thing or two. I would recommend the following threads for your entertainment;
Found in the Other section
1. "Is Kung Fu a weak art"
2. " I am at that point"
3. "Actual fighting as a way of Training"
LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!
Oh dear god...
WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?!
Holy crap, my brain exploded.
This is delicious
EDIT: Can we get someone to fire The Question signal? It's his experience to be a jackoff amongst these kind of fools.
Last edited by cyril; 1/30/2008 10:39pm at .
If you mean me, I'm here.
Originally Posted by cyril
And I'm about to be all over that ****.
Originally Posted by Goju - joe
BULL RUSH ON MARTIAL ARTS TALK!!!
why do i
a) think this might be a slightly bad idea
b) think that wiser heads wouldnt approve?
This is going to make the other thread hilarious.
Originally Posted by Ronin.74
Anyone else think it'd be really funny to invite some of those guys to the biggest Throwdown any of them are near, whilst simultaneously telling all Downthrowers to dress in black pajamas, give themselves pretentious titles, and claim to have trained since the age of 4 and have over 200 proven kills?
Then find the most gullible one, offer to "recruit" him into the secret ninja club, but only if he passes some extreme physical challenges. Make him break a bunch of secretly pre-broken bricks with his forehead or something. Then after a while give him a promotion. Then start recruiting his friends. Finally, have one guy approach the new Secret Ninja Club member, claim the rest of the club was wiped out by a rival ninja group (or pirate. Or aliens. Or Aikidoka. Wait, I already said aliens) and that he was giving up the ways of the ninja in order to live a peaceful and non-murdered lifestyle. Thus, it is up to the mark and his friends to carry on the ninja club in absolute, total secrecy and ensure that its traditions survive.
Then when he gets boring, start calling his house asking for the last of the ninjas, and demanding an honorable duel to the death.
Yeah, I'm a bad person. At least I admit it.
Dude, that's just stupid.
Originally Posted by Serrin
Originally Posted by Goju - joe