Ontario Organizer Holding Illegal Mixed Martial Arts Fights

**chelle-girl** · Posted On: 2/11/2008 10:03pm

IQMMA.ca yeah awesome time. Dan severn fought in the main event :)

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 2/11/2008 10:04pm

Ever since Oka the Canadian provincial and federal government have been afraid to mess with the reserves

**chelle-girl** · Posted On: 2/11/2008 10:05pm

Originally Posted by Vulgar42Ox

so if you get an Indian Reservation to put up the event you can do it ? Sweet.

no, the reservation needs to have an athletics commission, which then has to approve and oversee your event. So far there is only one, and they have now had 2 events, next shceduled april 26th. To those who missed it like i said good time!! :D Big Show! will be on DVD soon i was told...

**partyboy** · Posted On: 2/11/2008 10:12pm

You can go watch a few fights then hit the casinos? So the Indians have invented Canadian Vegas?

I'm sold.

**chelle-girl** · Posted On: 2/11/2008 10:37pm

Originally Posted by partyboy

You can go watch a few fights then hit the casinos? So the Indians have invented Canadian Vegas?

I'm sold.

lol too bad theres no casinos on that reserve...lol i'm sure its not long till they run them out of Rama! I'll be front row center! love the hometown action :D

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 2/12/2008 3:13am

God, I hate Dan Severn. What a piece of ****. The only way he can win is by fighting guys making their debut. I hope he gets cancer and has a stroke, but only after he is hit by a bus, paralyzing him from the C1 down.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 2/12/2008 3:23am

Was that a suicide attempt?! Dan severn could've heard you! He'll come for you. You'll be sitting, quietly. A rustle outside your window; it must have been the wind, you'll think.

The rustle grows louder.

You walk closer, and your heart beats faster. The rustling intensifies; your stomach is starting to knot up in anticipation. You look outside the window-

it's only the wind.

Then you feel something furry on your ear.

Before you can turn around, you know what it is.

Dan severn's mustache.

You try to spin around, to face your doom head on, but it's too late. He grabs you around the waist, and suplexes. You try to get up and get his mustache off of the nape of your neck, but he suplexes again. Stunned and bewildered, you let him into your guard. He mercilessly grounds and pounds you unconscious.

You wake up in the morning with weird marks on your neck and a horrible anus ache. You contribute them to some form of liquor abuse, and the Dan Severn ordeal must have been an alcohol induced hallucination.

That night there's a full moon out; how quaint, you'll think. Your upper lip is a little itchy.

The moon comes out more, and your lip gets itcher. Soon it's an insatiable itch, and tiny hairs begin to poke out like the terror emerging from your brain. A full mustache has grown, and you notice more and more your normal manner of speaking is replaced with a nigh indecipherable michigan accent.

You have become a Severnwolf, and the rest of your days will be spent spreading the horrible curse.

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 2/12/2008 3:51am

...unable to do anything but clumsily pursue subs I no longer understand whilst pathetically slapping my opponents, all the while claiming a BLACK BELT IN BJJ.

**MrBadGuy** · Posted On: 2/12/2008 3:55am

He'd show you some of his black belt BJJ moves, but no one has challenged him enough yet.

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 2/12/2008 5:16am

When I watched Ulysses Castro literally spank him, live, that may have been a time he wanted to try...I lost all respect for him that night. I screamed at him how pathetic he was. If I ever see him in person, I'll say it to his face. What a piece of excrement.