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    hilarious!

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    I showed up the first day of my current job with my face looking like this:


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    I think ironically the worst job to show up to with a black eye is






    a Professional Fighter. The scruntiny. The name calling. Make it stop....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Seriously guys, get yourself a basic foundation and concealer (ask your g/f's, wife, mom or sister to help out) and use that to cover any facial bruises. :5innocent

    You won't have to tell anyone you do MA, you get to keep your job, you don't scare your boss, you also retain the element of surprise in case you do have to beat someone up at work.
    Only now you'll have to explain why you are wearing make-up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatherdog
    I work at a hippy liberal east coast college, and I've never had a problem with my boss from the numerous black eyes and facial cuts I've gotten. Tell your boss you walked into a door or something, you fucking pussies
    He fell down some stairs.

    I fell down some stairs.
    I'm picturing you drooling onto the keyboard as you type, one eye rotating independent of the other as your hands mash the keys. - Sophist

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade
    Only now you'll have to explain why you are wearing make-up.
    Didn't consider that bit. No one has to know about that either, use a make up sponge to evenly apply the foundation/concealer.

    P.S. - don't use fake tan, lip gloss or eye liner.

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    But what do I do about these awful cuticles and split ends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    I showed up the first day of my current job with my face looking like this:


    oh God!, they really did a number on your chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade
    But what do I do about these awful cuticles and split ends?
    Don't be silly. We're talking about black eyes, cuts on the face, blood gushing from your scalp and such. Not your pansy cuticles that your boss obviously doesn't notice anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily
    Don't be silly. We're talking about black eyes, cuts on the face, blood gushing from your scalp and such. Not your pansy cuticles that your boss obviously doesn't notice anyway.
    My boss notices my cuticles. Is that weird?

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