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    I embrace our supportive taco overlord and the return of MBG Can't Win.

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    Certified Personal Trainer and Drinker of Coffee supporting member
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    OMG!!!! That has to be one of the greatest back-ally TKD stories I have ever heard. BRAVO!!!

  3. #663
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    ROFL ROFL ROFL

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
    Quote Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy View Post
    I agree with moosey

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    Lol! That **** was funny.

    You really should've punched manwhale right in the face though. Just straight 1-2ed him an knocked him the hell out with an overhand right.
    "This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"

    Quote Originally Posted by Squerlli
    And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry ************... Budo monkeh.

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    I'd like to think I was the bigger man that day.


    GET IT? BIGGER MAN!? CAUSE HE WAS FAT AS HELL? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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    Fun is fun, but seriously, that place is in the top three of TKD Alleys nationwide. You were hasty.
    *********************************************

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    OH LAWD TACO STRAP WE WANTS MOAR

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    How do you do this? I've seen the strip mall McDojo all over town but some how you manage to find the worst of the worse. I thought your stories couldn't get any worse but here you are doing back alley brawling with a guy who sounds like and overweight version of The Beast from Kung Fu Hustle.

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    Ah, this entire thread is a thing of beauty, and I am truly grateful to have been able to experience it. Thank you, my misfortunate martial arts overlord, for telling your tragic tale of some of the most mind bendingly awful McDojos I could ever imagine, and putting my experience with a merely useless McDojo in perspective.

    <3 to you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tharuz
    Have fun relying on the GI and getting concussions, 'cause I'm a no gi grappler and muay thai fighter.
    The internet is a bad thing.

    Edit: I appreciate Mr. Bad Guy's quest to find all the crappy MA places in Houston so we don't have to.
    Last edited by jnp; 11/15/2008 12:31pm at .

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