Posted On:11/14/2008 2:31pm
I embrace our supportive taco overlord and the return of MBG Can't Win.
Certified Personal Trainer and Drinker of Coffee
Posted On:11/14/2008 3:33pm
Style: SAMBO/BJJ/Judo and others
OMG!!!! That has to be one of the greatest back-ally TKD stories I have ever heard. BRAVO!!!
USMC Combat Instructor
Posted On:11/14/2008 3:36pm
Style: MCMAP, Judo, sex appeal
ROFL ROFL ROFL
PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.
Originally Posted by sochin101
I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy
I agree with moosey
Posted On:11/14/2008 4:36pm
Lol! That **** was funny.
You really should've punched manwhale right in the face though. Just straight 1-2ed him an knocked him the hell out with an overhand right.
"This is why we are here. Because the Martial Arts for too long have been cloaked in an unnecessary level of secrecy bordering on mysticism, and its in these shadows that the cockroaches love to hide. -Phrost"
Originally Posted by Squerlli
And of course, our resident hard man, underground fighter, kitten rescuer, loving father (I'm serious), and over all very sexy furry ************... Budo monkeh.
King of the Impossible
Posted On:11/14/2008 4:38pm
I'd like to think I was the bigger man that day.
GET IT? BIGGER MAN!? CAUSE HE WAS FAT AS HELL? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BJJ wins again!
Posted On:11/14/2008 5:13pm
Fun is fun, but seriously, that place is in the top three of TKD Alleys nationwide. You were hasty.
Posted On:11/14/2008 6:52pm
Style: BJJ, MACP (hiatus)
OH LAWD TACO STRAP WE WANTS MOAR
Posted On:11/14/2008 7:05pm
Style: Hiatus: Judo, BJJ
How do you do this? I've seen the strip mall McDojo all over town but some how you manage to find the worst of the worse. I thought your stories couldn't get any worse but here you are doing back alley brawling with a guy who sounds like and overweight version of The Beast from Kung Fu Hustle.
Posted On:11/15/2008 1:24am
Style: Kendo, Krotty
Ah, this entire thread is a thing of beauty, and I am truly grateful to have been able to experience it. Thank you, my misfortunate martial arts overlord, for telling your tragic tale of some of the most mind bendingly awful McDojos I could ever imagine, and putting my experience with a merely useless McDojo in perspective.
<3 to you!
Posted On:11/15/2008 12:27pm
Style: BJJ, wrestling
Originally Posted by tharuz
Have fun relying on the GI and getting concussions, 'cause I'm a no gi grappler and muay thai fighter.
The internet is a bad thing.
Edit: I appreciate Mr. Bad Guy's quest to find all the crappy MA places in Houston so we don't have to.
Last edited by jnp; 11/15/2008 12:31pm at .
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