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  1. Marc Spector is offline
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    4/07/2008 3:17pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You should have taken his lunch money after disabling him with your jujitsu strikes.
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    Posted On:
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    I didn't tell my parents the goings on of that place. I never even told them that he asked me to teach. My mom didn't know that it was a year long contract, and my dad did all of this without really asking either of us. If I told mom the fucking ridiculous shenanigans I was having to put up with, she would've no doubt said "**** that place", which meant that the year long contract thing would've come into play, which meant I would've been brutalized by a spiked mace for signing up for a whole year. I just decided the grin and bear it plan was the best.

    Kids, let that be a lesson to you, DON'T LIE OR KEEP SECRETS. They will inevitably bite you in the ass.

    Not to mention by that point, I knew that if I had to, I could take the old man. The fact that I could outstrike him was ludicrous, since I sucked ass at striking. If he "took it to the lot", I would undoubtedly lay the RNC upon him for great justice. But that is neither here nor there.

    As for the kids that were watching, they just acted like nothing ever happened come next class. They generally fell in the 5-10 range, so I'm sure he comforted them with some kind of lies.
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     Style: Goju-Ryu, BJJ, MT

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    Definitely the best one so far. I wonder if you really hurt him or if he was just trying to invalidate your "winning" by accusing you of using pressure points?
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    Posted On:
    4/07/2008 4:04pm


     Style: Wrestling, Judo, MMA

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    why are you not making billions in hollywood with these fantastic stories? imagine the sitcom you could make! i'm sure ted danson would be available!
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickeroon1987
    he was just trying to invalidate your "winning" by accusing you of using pressure points?
    Most likely this as I've encountered similar BS from higher ranks.
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    Posted On:
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    So this is real and stuff?
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff
    So this is real and stuff?
    At least in theory... if not, then it's a masterful work of metafiction.
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    Posted On:
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    As real as it gets. I truthfully don't think I could make this up.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
    As real as it gets. I truthfully don't think I could make this up.
    Either way this is pure gold...Keep it coming
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    Posted On:
    4/07/2008 6:55pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by akuma25
    why are you not making billions in hollywood with these fantastic stories? imagine the sitcom you could make! i'm sure ted danson would be available!
    I volunteer for part of "hobo BJJ master"

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