Punch babies + punt kittens + hail cthulu
Posted On:1/25/2008 11:57pm
Style: On My Grind MMA
Aww... I was disappointed you didn't kick the judge in the balls. That would have been epic.
Posted On:1/26/2008 12:00am
Style: chinese boxing
An inspiration to us all. To do what, who knows.
King of the Impossible
Posted On:1/26/2008 1:34am
I should've kicked the judge in the balls, by luring them into an unprotected round house kick. I was young and foolish, what can I say!
I've got some mixed emotions about the next section; on one hand, I can't wait to write about how shitty it was. On the other, it was BJJ, so it won't be as hilariously useless as this. But after the BJJ section, we go right back to horrible McDojoism!
Posted On:1/26/2008 3:46am
A good read. Moar.
Posted On:1/26/2008 11:05am
Style: Goju-Ryu, BJJ, MT
You might want to skip the BJJ section and move on to more McDojoism. Good read.
Posted On:1/26/2008 12:13pm
The only thing is, it's the perfect example of a horrible, horrible BJJ school. I'll see what I can do with my writing to make it sexier.
Posted On:1/26/2008 12:21pm
Style: No-Gi BJJ
I look forward to crappy BJJ, it'll be good.
Posted On:1/26/2008 4:40pm
Style: Muay Thai
Originally Posted by MrBadGuy
Kuk Sool Won Part 4: Tournament fighter
I stamp off the mat, and say loudly "BULLSHIT." I'm 8, and my parents didn't really care about using bad words. I still get angry about this.
Angry at your parents for letting you use "bad" language, or angry at the judge for being a dick?
And how do you remember all of this? Great stuff.
Posted On:1/26/2008 6:56pm
The idea of paying $150 to enter this style of tournament pains me. The sheer waste of time sort of boggles me. I mean, if it's like the point karate tournaments I've seen, the WINNER of a moderately-sized (12 people or so) division will only spend ~10 minutes total sparring. Half of people (in single elimination) will spend, you know, 1-3 minutes. And your form takes, what, 1-2 minutes? And for that you hang around for hours and pay whatever.
Posted On:1/26/2008 7:11pm
I remember it because it was pretty major for me. I'm sure I'm forgetting tons of hilarious details, but this stuff stands out in my memory. Sparring for the first time, the belt tests, the tournament and other things were pretty major for me back in the day.
For clarification, angry at the judge for being a bastard.
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