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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    Wait, I'm teaching now? I held the pads and told him horse stance was stupid. That's not teaching. That's me stating aloud the greatest scientific truth man had ever discovered.
    no, i think you will find the greatest truth told is when they told the ninjers that they could actually still see them, even when they were pretending to be invisible.

    or was it when the tkd posse were told to **** off in the corner and do forms while everyone else got on with stuff?

    or that tai chi doesnt work against a drunken 200pound man trying to bite your face off cos you looked at his girlfriend funny.

    please feel free to add more!

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    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    Wait, I'm teaching now? I held the pads and told him horse stance was stupid. That's not teaching. That's me stating aloud the greatest scientific truth man had ever discovered.
    Unwashed cretin.

    Die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question
    Unwashed cretin.

    Die.
    oh come on, make him wash first, undertakers have feelings too

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade
    This happened at the bar recently, a girl got mad and grabbed my shirt. I thought to myself, " what would a BJJ guy do if someone grabbed his gi?" So I slid out of my shirt and pulled it over her head, and pushed her out the door into oncoming traffic.
    Isn't that more hockey style?

    Oh no wait, that's where you pull their shirt over their head and punch them repeatedly.

    Still, just to be safe you probably should've punched her before shoving her in front of that truck. That's what we call "Atemi."

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    I had an unathletic, horsey-looking woman tell me (loudly, and non sequiteur) "I did taekwondo and I didn't think that would make me a fighter, but at the end of the month, I broke a board. I really did. He held it and I just punched right through it, so there you go."

    That's the reality of MA for most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenshinBt10
    Isn't that more hockey style?

    Oh no wait, that's where you pull their shirt over their head and punch them repeatedly.

    Still, just to be safe you probably should've punched her before shoving her in front of that truck. That's what we call "Atemi."
    I did cop a feel, what is that called? "Aboobi?"

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