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    Just when I thought I was over-reacting

    Ya know, I was getting to the point where I was beginning to doubt the cause of fighting Bullshido...that perhaps the accusations of it's presence within martial arts is blown out of proportion, and that I was becoming way too alarmist...but then I get a conversation like the one I got today...

    Was talking to a friend at his job about the BJ Penn fight. Good times, but then this co-worker of his, some kid about 18-20yrs old I'd guestimate walks over to join the conversation...

    He goes, "oh you're talking about that UFC stuff?
    Friend: Yup, did ya catch the fights last night?
    Guy: Oh, no....who was fighting?
    Friend: BJ Penn and Joe Stevenson was the title fight of the night
    Guy: *confused look on his face* Oh...yeah...I think I know him. He's the guy with the tattoo's on his back right?
    Me: No.....
    Guy: Oh...I must be thinking of someone else
    Me: Maybe, anyway *speaking to my friend now* I can't wait till I can get back into training...
    Guy: *interjects* oh you train?
    Me: Yeah, at Matt's place right down the road
    Guy: Oh you train there! That's cool. Yeah I train at an MMA gym down a few miles off 110
    Me: What?? 110? There's an MMA gym?
    Guy: Oh yeah, I've been training at >insert name of local JJJ school< for about 3 years. It's good stuff. It's a little different than the Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu because we add in punching and kicking like in MMA, and we're more focused on...like...killing the guy real quick. *laughs*
    Me: Yeah, can't waste any time now can you....
    Guy: Yeah, we train more for the street self defense, so we focus on like, finishing the fight real quick, killing the guy.
    Me: Ya don't say... Well I gotta go.



    Yes I know I should have said more, but I was too dumbfounded at the moment, and didn't want to start slinging out insults at my friends co-worker. Once I get a better grasp of what I really want to say and accomplish, I'll talk to him again about it. Perhaps invite him to a throwdown.
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    God... I remember when I was that dumb. Same age, too.

    Please take him to a throwdown as soon as possible.

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    So today in Muay Thai I'm holding pads for a Aikido/Karateka. I could finish the story right there, frankly, but I won't. What's relevant is that at one point he remarked how karate was "a good art for learning stances and footwork", and that Muay Thai was like "jumping straight into the advanced stuff". I flat-out told him those two statements were so fucking stupid I didn't have time to explain to him everything wrong with it.

    Why can't anyone else do this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    Why can't anyone else do this?
    Because holding pads and talking is fucking hard.

    As if it didn't take you years to work up to it.

    You don't just jump straight into Advanced Pad-Holding and Discussion.
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    But seriously, why not say something immediately? it's not like you have to condemn him on the sport. You can ask all sorts of questions, draw out his opinions and habits, and then introduce challenges (i.e. the Socratic approach).

    And I'm also surprised you were 'dumfounded'. These ideas are very common, and you've heard them often enough. (I mean, you post on MAP, don't you?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    So today in Muay Thai I'm holding pads for a Aikido/Karateka. I could finish the story right there, frankly, but I won't. What's relevant is that at one point he remarked how karate was "a good art for learning stances and footwork", and that Muay Thai was like "jumping straight into the advanced stuff". I flat-out told him those two statements were so fucking stupid I didn't have time to explain to him everything wrong with it.

    Why can't anyone else do this?
    I'm too nice. It takes a bit of ego on their part, to stoke the fire within me, to get me to get blunt with them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    But seriously, why not say something immediately? it's not like you have to condemn him on the sport. You can ask all sorts of questions, draw out his opinions and habits, and then introduce challenges (i.e. the Socratic approach).

    And I'm also surprised you were 'dumfounded'. These ideas are very common, and you've heard them often enough. (I mean, you post on MAP, don't you?)

    A TROO WARYOR WOODNT HAVE BEAN SUPRISED A TROO WARYOR WOODVE EKSPECTED THIS AN COUNTRED IT WITH TRUE SKILLZ.
    I train too much with people with common sense. I forgot how dangerous it can be on the street, where any LARPer can blow your mind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    I train too much with people with common sense. I forgot how dangerous it can be on the street, where any LARPer can blow your mind!
    Exactly.

    In training to fight properly, you're learning very bad debating habits.

    YOU'RE IN A CULT, DUDE - YOU NEED TO SPLIT TO HOMBU QUICK SMART, AND ENCOUNTER TRUE DIVERSITY OF OPINIONS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Exactly.

    In training to fight properly, you're learning very bad debating habits.

    YOU'RE IN A CULT, DUDE - YOU NEED TO SPLIT TO HOMBU QUICK SMART, AND ENCOUNTER TRUE DIVERSITY OF OPINIONS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    So today in Muay Thai I'm holding pads for a Aikido/Karateka. I could finish the story right there, frankly, but I won't. What's relevant is that at one point he remarked how karate was "a good art for learning stances and footwork", and that Muay Thai was like "jumping straight into the advanced stuff". I flat-out told him those two statements were so fucking stupid I didn't have time to explain to him everything wrong with it.

    Why can't anyone else do this?
    shoulda took off the pads threw them on the ground and walked away. the cool way.

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